Knockin Jokes

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Humorous Knockin Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What is a good knockin joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Drunk in confession booth.

A drunk staggers into a church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to just sit there. Finally,the priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, "Ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either!"

Who's knocking on the door?

"Who's knocking on the door?"
"A sink. He won't stay long."
"Impossible. A sink can't knock on the door. You just let that sink in for a moment."

Knocking at the door

Someone knocked at a man's door.
He opened it but saw no one, so he closed it.
He then receives a text from his 4'11 friend, asking why he didn't open the door.
He replied "Sorry, I guess I overlooked it."

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