Knock Knock Rude Jokes

Two salesmen were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their offer and slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise, however, the door did not close and, in fact, bounced back open. She tried again, really put her back into it, and slammed the door again with the same result - the door bounced back open. Convinced these rude salesmen were sticking their foot in the door, she reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson, when one of the men said: "Ma'am, before you do that again, you need to move your cat."

Two salesmen were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their offer and slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise, however, the door did not close and, in fact, bounced back open. She tried again, really put her back into it, and slammed the door again with the same result - the door bounced back open. Convinced these rude salesmen were sticking their foot in the door, she reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson, when one of the men said: "Ma'am, before you do that again, you need to move your cat."

A drunk guy knocks on a door at night...

A drunk guy knocks on a door at night and the homeowner is furious and screams:
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, IT'S 3 IN THE MORNING!!"
The drunk says: Would you please help me push? Help me push, please.
The homeowner yells at the drunk: "NO! I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU AND IT'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD."
The drunk guy now begs: come on man, I really need a push!
The homeowner yells: "GET LOST!!" and slams the door.
The homeowner now returns to bed but his wife tells him not to be so rude and to go help the poor guy.
"Why?", The homeowner replies, "He's obviously drunk."
"All the more reason to help him then," says the homeowners' wife. " You used to be such a nice guy, I don't know you like this."
Reluctantly the homeowner goes back outside and says: "OK, OK, I'm here to help you push. Where are you?"
The drunk replies: "I'm here in the garden, on the swing"

Slamming the door

Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their message and slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise, however, the door did not close and, in fact, bounced back open. She tried again, really put her back into it, and slammed the door again with the same result-the door bounced back open.
Convinced these rude young people were sticking their foot in the door, she reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson, when one of them said, "Ma'am, before you do that again, you might need to move your cat."

Two salesmen were going door to door

Two salesmen were going door to door. They knocked on one door and a woman answered. She was extremely unhappy to see them.
She told them angrily she did not want to hear their offer and slammed the door in their faces. But to her surprise, the door bounced back open. She tried again and really slammed the door hard, but again it was the same result – the door bounced back open.
Convinced the rude salesmen were sticking a foot in her door, she reared back to give it a huge slam that would teach them a lesson, when one of the men said, Ma'am, before you do that again, you need to move your cat.