Knock Knock Jokes

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  1. Where do little jokes come from? Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke and then they knock knock.
  2. daughter made up a cute knock knock joke: Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Let's eat…
    Let's eat who?
    What are you a cannibal?
  3. I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anaesthetic. He said: Sure, knock yourself out!
  4. My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that, 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
  5. Cargo Owl Joke Knock, knock...
    Who's there?
    Cargo.
    Cargo who?
    Nope. owl go who. Car go beep beep.
  6. My next door neighbour just knocked on my door with her dinner in her hands. With Facebook and Instagram down she wanted me to see what she was having
  7. Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was... ...an ether/oar situation.
  8. What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness? Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.
  9. Before my operation, the anaesthesiologists asked if I wanted to be knocked out via gas or boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation.
  10. My wife didn't order anything from amazon yesterday So the courier guy knocked on the door today to check if we were ok.
Knock Knock joke, My wife didn't order anything from <a href="/amazon-jokes.html" title="Amazon jokes">amazon</a> yest

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Knock Knock One Liners

Which knock knock dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with knock knock?

  1. Batman: *buys catwoman a drink* Catwoman: *slowly knocks it off of the table*
  2. I went to a psychic… I knocked on her front door
    She yelled who is it?
    So I left
  3. A joke for introverts Knock knock!
  4. Knock, knock *shouting thru door*
    Just leave it outside, Thank you!
    (2020 update)
  5. Let me tell you my favorite knock knock joke! You start
  6. Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the no-bell prize.
  7. The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
  8. I went to a psychic and knocked on her door... She asked who is it
    So I left.
  9. I always knock before I open a fridge Just in case there's a salad dressing
  10. I only knock up anti-vaxxers. Better to pay 4 years of child support than 18.
  11. The creator of the very first knock knock joke.. Must have won a no-bell prize
  12. Knock Knock! - Who's there?
    - Doorbell repair guy.
  13. You should always knock on the fridge door.. Just in case there's a salad dressing.
  14. Knock, knock... Who's there?
    Amir.
    Amir who?
    Amir to fix your broken doorbell...
  15. What did the person who invented knock-knock jokes win? A no-bell prize!

Knock Knock Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny knock knock day jokes and even better knock knock day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A Jehovas Witness knocked on my door the other day... I said "Come in. Sit down. What would you like to talk about?"
    He said "I don't know. I've never gotten this far before."
  • A Jehovah's Witness knocked at my door this morning. Could you spare a few moments to talk about the Judgement Day? he asked.
    Well, I replied, I'm not a big fan of the Terminator series. I Said
  • Why doesn't America knock? Because Freedom Rings. Happy Independence Day!
  • Fun fact: No matter how much you try to prevent it, one day you may wake up with a large washbasin knocking on your door.
    Just let that sink in.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Trump. Trump who? Exactly. Happy Trumps Not President Anymore Day!
  • In honor of my Cake Day, I offer a joke I heard from an 8 year old. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any hands.
    Knock Knock
    — Who's there?
    Not Sally
  • Why aren't there any Independence Day knock knock jokes? Why aren't there any independence day knock knock jokes?
    Cuz freedom \*rings\*
  • Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings!
    Happy Independence Day my fellow Americans!
  • Me: Knock, knock Friend: Who's there?
    Me: UPS!
    Friend: UPS WH—
    Me: *runs away as fast as I can
  • Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    I haven't posted a lot on this sub but...
    I haven't posted a lot on this sub but who?
    I haven't posted a lot on this sub but iT Is My CaKe Day!

Car Knock Knock Jokes

Here is a list of funny car knock knock jokes and even better car knock knock puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Knock Knock.. Who's there?
    Cargo.
    Cargo who?
    Nope. Owl go who. Car go beep beep.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana, who? WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CARS EXTENDED WARRANTY.
  • Knock knock! Who's there?
    Ivan!
    Ivan who?
    I'van trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.
  • Don't know why used car salesmen get such a bad rap. Mine knocked 20 bucks off the muffler tax just because he liked my face!
  • We were driving down the road when a koala cut ahead of us and knocked into the car. We sped up alongside of him and yelled out "Hey, you clipped us."

Work Knock Knock Jokes

Here is a list of funny work knock knock jokes and even better work knock knock puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Knock, Knock. Warning. Warning.
    If you receive a knock knock email. Do not open it.
    It will be Jehovah Witnesses working from home.
  • If you get an e-mail that says knock knock don't open it! It's jehova's witness working from home
Knock Knock joke, If you get an e-mail that says  knock knock  don't open it!

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It's a conversation between me and my 6 y o cousin...Sorry if it is not funny enough for you

him: Knock knock
me: Who's there?
him: A snail
me: a snail who?
him: a snail you threw out of the window two weeks ago asking why

My 4 year old actually got me with this one

4 y/o: "Knock knock"
Me: "Who's there?"
4 y/o: "Interrupting cow goes"
Me: "Interrupting cow go-"
4 y/o: "MOOOOOOOO!"

I had a tough conversation with my parents

Dad: knock knock
Me: who's there?
Dad: water
Me: water who?
Dad: water you even doing with your life? I ask you this in the form of a joke because it seems this best relates to the course of your life thus far.

Where did sally go when the bomb went off?

- everywhere.
Why did sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms..
Knock knock..
Whose there?
-not sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Me: Why?
Him: To get to the s**... persons house.
Me: *voluntary laugh as older cousin*
Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Him: It's the chicken!

Two dogs are sitting in a bar. The first says, "wanna hear a joke?" The second dog says "sure!" The first dog says "knock knock." The second says...

WOOF WOOF WOOF! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!

Knock Knock

Knock knock
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Anna happy new year!
Merry Christmas and a happy new year, Reddit :)

From my 9 year old yesterday...

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To visit the idiot...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The chicken.

Knock Knock

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Door mom.
Door mom who?
Door mom who, I've come to bargain!

My 10 y/o son told me this.

Him: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Him: To find the idiot.
Him: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Him: The chicken...
I saw it coming with the knock knock joke but it made me laugh.

"Knock Knock". "Who's there?". "Little old lady". "Little old lady who?"

Ah, I didn't know you could yodel.

A dog is talking to his owner. Dog: Tell me a joke

Dog: Tell me a joke
Man: Don't be silly, you're a dog
Dog: Oh, go on
Man: You're a dog, you won't understand
Dog: Do it anyway, pleeeeese
Man: OK. Knock Knock
Dog: Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof……….

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To visit his friend the d**....
M: Knock knock
Y: Who's there
M: Your friend the chicken!
[My 7yo told me this one and caught me off guard...]

My six year old's current favorite joke:

Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Him: Interrupting pirate.
Me: Interrupting pira...
Him: Arrrrrrgggh!!!

When Police Knock On Your Door

Police: Knock Knock
Me: Who is it?
Police: its the Police.
Me: What do you want?
Police: We just wanna talk
Me: How many of you are there?
Police: 2
Me: Then talk to each other.

A time sensitive joke for you guys tomorrow..

Knock Knock
Who's there?
9/11
9/11 who?
You said you'd never forget.

Knock knock

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Cow goes.
Cow goes who?
No, Cow goes Moo!
Credit to my 7 year old daughter

A Knock knock joke as told by my 4year old

Him: Knock knock!
Me: Who's there?
Him trying not to laugh at his own joke:Tacos!
Me: Tacos who?
Him with glee: No silly tacos don't go who they go crunch crunch!
The Kid's going places I tell ya.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

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'Knock knock'

'Who's there'
'Okay Google'
'Okay Google, who?'
'Sorry I didn't catch that'
'OKAY GOOGLE WHO?'
'The World Health Organization is a specialized agency of the United Nations that is concerned with international public health. It was established on 7 April 1948, headquartered in Geneva, Switzerland. '

If Dr. Seuss were a convict (poem)

What's this in my hand?
Behind your back?
It's soap on a a rope!
Whack whack whack!
What's this in my sock?
Tick tock, knock knock.
A large steel lock!
Chock chock chock!
What's this in my breeches?
I heard that you blab..
Snitches get stitches!
Stab stab stab!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the dummies house.
Knock knock... Who's there?
A chicken.
My 6 year old nephew's favorite joke. Tells it every chance he gets.

Dad: Got a good joke for you, it's a knock knock joke

Me: OK...
Dad: you have to start...
Me: OK, Knock knock
Dad: Who's there.....
Me: ಠ_ಠ .... Well I don't know, IT'S YOUR JOKE!

How do you put an elephant in a fridge joke

A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left?
499.
How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps?
Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge.
How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge.
The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it?
The deer: He is still in the fridge.
An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party
Mary dies at the edge of the swamp. How?
A brick falls from the sky and kills her.
Knock knock Who's there?
Not Mary

My 4 year old daughter told me the joke today. Knock knock, who's there? Dinosaurp, Dinosaurp who?

Haha you said dinosaur p**....

Knock knock

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
It's Dave!
Dave who?
Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

From my 9yr old

~ Would you remember me in a week?
Yes
~ Would you remember me in a month?
Yes
~ Would you remember me in a year?
Yes.
~ Knock knock.
Who's there?
~ What you already forgot about me?

Try this on someone

say to them "Ive got a great knock knock joke for you but you have to start"
most likely their response will be "Okay, knock knock"
you then say "Who's there?"
They will usually be terribly confused and a hilarious awkward silence ensues

(Got to say this out loud) Knock knock...

- Who's there?
- I eat map
- I eat map who?
- Ewwww (etc, etc)
This is posted on behalf of our seven year old. It's his favourite joke.

chicken b**... joke

Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting cow who?
...chicken b**...!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the d**...'s house. Knock knock.
(Who's there?)
The chicken.
(As told by my 4th grader today)

My 2yo daughter just told her first joke!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Daddy.
Daddy who?
Daddy's there.
The closing needs some work, but it was a pretty impressive attempt! Just a proud dad over here :,-)

In memorial of Sean Connery: My favorite knock knock joke. (Say out loud for best effect)

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dish
Dish Who?
(Said in Sean Connery accent) DISH IS SEAN CONNERY LET ME IN!

Omegle joke

Guy 1: Hey!
Guy 2: Hey.
Guy 1: I'm pretty sad, can you give me a joke?
Guy 2: Sure! Knock Knock.
Guy 1: Who's there?
Guy 2: Disco.
Guy 1: Disco who?
Guy 2: Disconnected.
'Your conversational partner has been disconnected.'
Guy 1: ...

The best knock knock joke EVER

Knock knock.
Who's there?
p**.... .
p**... who?

Ha ha ! you said p**... p**...!

My daughter made that up.
I am so proud!

''Knock knock.''

''Who's there?''
''Grandfather!"
''Oh dear God! Stop the f**....''

Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

My 3 year old's knock knock joke - innocence shattered

3 yr old: Knock Knock Daddy!
Me: Who's there?
3 yr old: (excitedly waving around their fork heaped with spaghetti and slinging sauce everywhere) Fork!
Me: Fork who?
*wife and I lock eyes; we each slowly make "the face" as we realize what is about to come out of our 3 year old's mouth*
3 yr old: Fork you Daddy!!!!! (delirious laughter)
(for those who aren't parents, imagine how someone who is learning to talk might pronounce "fork you"). My 3yr old lost their innocence in my eyes today. May as well pack them up and get them ready for college.

Knock Knock ?

B: Who's there ?
A: Ella
B: Ella who ?
A: Akbar
\*explodes \*

Knock knock

Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ana.
Ana who?
Another mosquito.
My dad died last year. These were the only two jokes he knew.

Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

My son made up this joke. Knock knock

-Who's there?
-Alexa
-Alexa who?
-Sorry I don't know that one. You can always leave feedback on the Alexa app.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Arthur.

Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?

(A joke my 3 y/o nephew came up with)

Kiddo: knock knock
Mom: who's there?
Kid: Daddy. Because I locked the door. *laughs hysterically*

Knock Knock

\-Who's there?
\~Daisy
\-Daisy who?
\~Daisy me rollin'!


I know it's terrible but my aunt named Daisy just came up with this and I thought it was so s**... it made it funny and wanted to share.

Knock knock

-Knock knock
-Who's there?
-Grandpa!
-Oh s**..., stop the f**...!
(Gary Delaney joke)

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer's.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Alzheimer's.
Alzheimer's who?
... Knock knock.

A knock knock joke...

*Knock knock.*
Who's there?
*Goliath.*
Goliath who?
*Goliath down, you looketh tired!*

Knock knock

Who's there
Axolotl
Axolotl who?
you sure do Axolotl questions.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

Knock knock!

Who's there?
Ach
Ach who?
Get away from me, d**...!

Knock knock -> who's there -> dejav -> dejav who ?

Knock knock

My 3 year old told me a joke on our way home from pre-school.

From her car seat yells up to me, "Knock knock, Daddy!"
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!!

Knock Knock
Whose there?
9/11
9/11 who?
I thought you said you would never forget.

From my son: "knock knock"

"who's there"
"owls say"
"owls say who"
*meniacal smile*

Did you hear about the guy who made up the knock knock joke?

He won a "no bell" prize

Did you hear about the guy who wrote the first knock knock joke?

He won the Nobel prize

Knock knock

Who's there?
Whale.
Whale who?
Whale you please let me in

What are the most popular jokes during the pandemic?

Inside jokes.
You know what the least popular are?
Knock Knock jokes.

My niece told me this one, she technically messed up the joke, but I thought it was a hilarious and unexpected take on the original

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Orange."
"Orange who?"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Orange."
"Orange who?"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Orange."
"Orange who?"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Banana you glad I didn't say orange?"

It's funny because it's true. It's frustrating because it's true.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Police, open up, you're under arrest
"Police open up you're under arrest" who?
Alright, now you're charged with resisting arrest too.

the person who invented knock knock jokes ...

deserves a Nobel prize

Knock knock...

Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning!!!

My daughters joke

Her knock knock .
Me who's there .
Her no dad you say knock knock .
Me ok knock knock .
Her who's there .
Me looking confused and already starting to smile. Errrr I don't know, who is there? .
Her I don't know then she laughed and ran away.
Edit for Missing fullstops.

original me and a friend created!

A: Knock Knock!
B: who's there?
A: a communist
B: a communist who?
A: stop Stalin, and open the door!
*opens the door*
A: thanks for Lenin me in!
i think i made this up, but if somebody already made this up, oh well then!

Knock knock

Who's there?
Stin Keep.
Stin keep who?

Knock Knock

My youngest told me this one.
"Hey dad. You'll always remember me right?".
"Of course son. I will never forget you.".
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?".
"Dad, you said you would never forget me!".

Knock knock. Who's there ? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who ?

who cares it's pointless

Knock Knock

Who's There?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle available to ring? Instead of going through this knock-knock b**... every time

Knock knock!

Who's there?
Cow!
Cow who?
A cow says moo, silly.
(my 5 year old daughter made me submit this... )

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

'cause Freedom rings

I once knew a Jehovah's Witness who became a stand-up comedian.

But all he knew was knock knock jokes.

My dad always made me feel special because he made up knock knock jokes just for me, but I couldn't always understand them.

Last time I saw him he said:
> Knock knock
Who's there?
> You're a mountain
You're a mountain, who?
> You're a mountain to nothing, son!

Knock Knock joke, My dad always made me feel special because he made up knock knock jokes just for me, but I couldn't

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