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Knock knock jokes are one of the most funny and hilarious. Here is list with the best knock knock jokes to have fun with friends and family. Top 10 Knock knock jokes of all time along with the funniest knock knock sayings and gags ever told.

Fast way to screw up someone's Knock Knock joke...?
"It's open."

Knock Knock
Who's there!
B-4 who?
B-4 you take the diploma, shake the dean's hand.

Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Déja who?
Knock knock.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
We are asking the questions here!

Knock knockrn
Who's there?
Woman who?
Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Man who?
Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Testicules who?
Pillow for penis .

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Hitler who?
You Know, the man who kills jews.

Who is there?
A shattered penis with many diseases.
What kind of illness?
Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis...
Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.

Knock, Knock
Who is there?
A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet.
What do you want?
Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.


Knock knock is if great topic to laugh at. Some of the funniest jokes ever are about knock knock.

Are Knock knock jokes funny? For sure! There is no such thing as boring knock knock joke here. All jokes are funny in their own way. You can also view knock knock jokes images on Pinterest or watch videos with knock knock jokes on YouTube.


What are the funniest knock knock jokes of all time? Laugh with some of the best knock knock funny lines ever said. Here are the rest of all 28 jokes that are about knock knock.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don't open the door.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
I'm Mr, Farter.
Mr, Farter who?
I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!

Peter approaches the gates of Heaven.
"Knock knock," says Peter.
Miraculously, someone answers him.
"Who's there," a voice in the distance asked.
"God," says Peter.
"God who," asked the voice?
"GOD DAMMIT open these gates!
I've been a good neighbor, loved my wife and lost my virginity, twice!"

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Spell who?

"Knock, knock.Who's there?"
very long pause...

Knock knock
Who's there?
Double who?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenya who?
Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sarah who?
Sarah problem here?

Who is there?
A long penis with a naked head.
Come in please we were waiting for you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cash who?
Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!

Who's there?
Fuck who?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep, that they do.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch who?
Bless you.

One night, there was a knock on my door...
i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there...
Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea ....
i said to myself did he just mug me ....
I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night
Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu AK-

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo!

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