knock knock Jokes

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What are the best Knock Knock puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Knock Knock? Well here is a complete list of Knock Knock dad jokes:

Whoever invented "knock knock" jokes

Should get a "no-bell" prize.

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The classiest knock-knock joke in existence

Knock knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

To *whom*

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The Classiest Knock Knock Joke in existance

Knock Knock

who's there?

the

the who?

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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A joke for the grammar nazi

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"For"

"For who?"

"For ***WHOM***"

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The person who invented knock knock jokes...

Deserves a no bell prize.

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What prize should the inventor of the knock knock jokes get?

The Nobell prize

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Woo.

Woo Who?

Why are you so exited, it's just a knock knock joke

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Do you know who invented the Knock Knock joke?

I don't know either... but whoever did should get a no bell prize :)

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

'Murica

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The creator of the very first knock knock joke..

Must have won a no-bell prize

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I eat my poo joke

Knock knock...Who's there?
I eat mop...I eat mop who?

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Knock Knock! Who's there?

It's Dave!

Dave who?

Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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"Knock knock"

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"John"

"John who?"

John began to sob softly to himself, as his mother's Alzheimer's had gotten worse.

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Knock knock

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
It's Dave!
Dave who?

Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Knock Knock

can i get about 3.50?

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Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who?

No, *you're a poo*.

The only thing I can say in my defence is that my daughter is in primary school.

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Grandpa.

Shit, stop the funeral!!!!!

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Jehovah's Witnesses

They have to be the worst at knock knock jokes.

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Interrupting Cow's Cousin

Moo.
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Time traveling cow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the ugly guy's house.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

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My Grandmother used to tell us this knock knock joke

She would say "knock, knock" and we would say "who's there?" then she would say "I can't remember" and start to cry.....

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Knock knock. Who's there?

John. John who? John proceeds to break into tears as his mother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she doesn't even remember him.

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Do you like Knock Knock jokes?

Because I believe that the inventor of the knock knock joke deserves a 'No-bell' prize.

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My 6 year old wrote a knock, knock joke today. It

My son: knock, knock
Me: who's there
My son: Nobody
Me: Nobody who?
My son: penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the gay guy's house.

Knock knock?

"Who's there?"

The chicken.


Best if told to friends

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Daisy.

Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin'. they hatin'.

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Help me figure out a knock knock joke that's had me stumped for 20 years

When I was a kid my sisters and I ordered a book of knock knock jokes from the book club at school. I remember reading them to everyone who came by the house but there was one that I never understood. No one in my life has ever had a logical explanation for it and I have never forgotten it:

Knock Knock.

Who's there? Darth Vader.

Darth Vader who?

Darth Vader Cookie Crumble.

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WTF?

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Whoever invented knock knock jokes

should be awarded a No-bell prize.

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What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be

Why did sally fall out of the tree?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not sally.

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Knock Knock...

Whos there?
John.
John who?

*John begins to weep as he realizes his grandmothers Alzheimer's has progressed to a level where she no longer remembers his name.*

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Knock Knock. Who is it?

"It's the police. "

"What do you want?"

Police : "We just want to talk."

"How many of you are there?"

Police : " Two."

"Talk to each other then."

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Knock knock joke

Knock knock

Who's there?

Dishes

Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery

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German Knock Knock Joke

Knock Knock

Who's there?

The Gestapo

The Gestapo wh-

VE VILL ASK ZE QUESTIONS

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Whoever made the knock knock joke...

Should get a Nobell prize

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Good kid joke. Lame adult joke.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Salad.
Salad who?
It's the salad! Lettuce in!

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From my 5 year old. Knock knock...

Who's there?
Cow
Cow who?
Cows don't say "who", they say "moo"!

I was cracking up :) such pride

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Daughter's favourite knock knock joke

Knock knock

Who's there?

Interrupting paleontologist

Interrupting paleon...

DINOSAUR! DINOSAUR! DINOSAUR!

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the person who invented knock knock jokes ...

deserves a Nobel prize

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Knock, Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock Knock, Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock?

Who's there?

Fibonacci

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Broken pencil

Broken pencil who?

Nevermind, it's pointless...

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Want To Hear A Knock Knock Joke?

2 Guys Walk Into A Bar

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I know this great knock knock joke..

But you have to start it. Go ahead.

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It's funny because it's true. It's frustrating because it's true.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Police, open up, you're under arrest

"Police open up you're under arrest" who?

Alright, now you're charged with resisting arrest too.

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Interrupting cow

Interrupt...

MOOOOOOOO!!

(Kids seem to love this one)

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Chicken Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to your house.
Knock knock
-Who's there?
The chicken.

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A little immature...

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No! You're a poo!

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knock knock

Who's there?

Control freak

Con...

Okay, now you say control freak who

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Friend of mine dropped this awful Knock Knock joke on me

A friend of mine walked up to me the other day and proceeded to begin the conversation with this:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Barack Obama.
Barack Obama who?
Barack Obama who? Are you kidding me? He's the president! Do you live under a fucking rock?

And then he stormed off. Quite possibly the worst joke that I ever laughed at!

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Knock knock

Knock knock

Who's there?

Broken pencil.

Broken pencil who?

Never-mind, it's pointless.

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CONCLUSION

You've red some of the best knock knock jokes of all time. We hope you had fun with this collection of 50 puns about knock knock. Most of the stories are suitable for kids with good sense of humor, children or teens boys and girls, of course dads. You must supervise your chidlren not to read pranks for adults. Note that some jokes are disgusting, filled with black humor so don't tell dirty knock knock gags to your kids. So please respect and be a good joking daddy !

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