knock knock Jokes

funny jokes and hilarious knock knock puns

Whoever invented "knock knock" jokes

Should get a "no-bell" prize.

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The classiest knock-knock joke in existence

Knock knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

To *whom*

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The Classiest Knock Knock Joke in existance

Knock Knock

who's there?

the

the who?

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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A joke for the grammar nazi

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"For"

"For who?"

"For ***WHOM***"

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The person who invented knock knock jokes...

Deserves a no bell prize.

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What prize should the inventor of the knock knock jokes get?

The Nobell prize

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Woo.

Woo Who?

Why are you so exited, it's just a knock knock joke

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Do you know who invented the Knock Knock joke?

I don't know either... but whoever did should get a no bell prize :)

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

'Murica

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The creator of the very first knock knock joke..

Must have won a no-bell prize

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I eat my poo joke

Knock knock...Who's there?
I eat mop...I eat mop who?

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Knock Knock! Who's there?

It's Dave!

Dave who?

Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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"Knock knock"

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"John"

"John who?"

John began to sob softly to himself, as his mother's Alzheimer's had gotten worse.

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Knock knock

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
It's Dave!
Dave who?

Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Knock Knock

can i get about 3.50?

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Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who?

No, *you're a poo*.

The only thing I can say in my defence is that my daughter is in primary school.

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Grandpa.

Shit, stop the funeral!!!!!

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See no evil

A nun is sitting in the bath, washing herself. Suddenly a knock comes at the door.

"Knock Knock"

She freezes. Who could this be, knocking at such a time?

She continues to bathe, when...

"Knock Knock"

She knows nobody can see a Bride of Christ in a state of undress, and so calls out " Who is it?"

To her relief the response is:

" Blind man"

She, being a bride of Christ, cannot refuse the poor fellow residence. She continues to bathe herself, and lets the blind man enter.

He walks in, has a quick look around, and says;

" Nice tits! Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"



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Jehovah's Witnesses

They have to be the worst at knock knock jokes.

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Interrupting Cow's Cousin

Moo.
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Time traveling cow.

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My Grandmother used to tell us this knock knock joke

She would say "knock, knock" and we would say "who's there?" then she would say "I can't remember" and start to cry.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the ugly guy's house.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

John. John who? John proceeds to break into tears as his mother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she doesn't even remember him.

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Do you like Knock Knock jokes?

Because I believe that the inventor of the knock knock joke deserves a 'No-bell' prize.

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My 6 year old wrote a knock, knock joke today. It

My son: knock, knock
Me: who's there
My son: Nobody
Me: Nobody who?
My son: penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the gay guy's house.

Knock knock?

"Who's there?"

The chicken.


Best if told to friends

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Daisy.

Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin'. they hatin'.

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Help me figure out a knock knock joke that's had me stumped for 20 years

When I was a kid my sisters and I ordered a book of knock knock jokes from the book club at school. I remember reading them to everyone who came by the house but there was one that I never understood. No one in my life has ever had a logical explanation for it and I have never forgotten it:

Knock Knock.

Who's there? Darth Vader.

Darth Vader who?

Darth Vader Cookie Crumble.

__

WTF?

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Whoever invented knock knock jokes

should be awarded a No-bell prize.

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What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be

Why did sally fall out of the tree?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not sally.

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Knock Knock...

Whos there?
John.
John who?

*John begins to weep as he realizes his grandmothers Alzheimer's has progressed to a level where she no longer remembers his name.*

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Knock Knock. Who is it?

"It's the police. "

"What do you want?"

Police : "We just want to talk."

"How many of you are there?"

Police : " Two."

"Talk to each other then."

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Knock knock joke

Knock knock

Who's there?

Dishes

Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery

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German Knock Knock Joke

Knock Knock

Who's there?

The Gestapo

The Gestapo wh-

VE VILL ASK ZE QUESTIONS

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Good kid joke. Lame adult joke.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Salad.
Salad who?
It's the salad! Lettuce in!

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Whoever made the knock knock joke...

Should get a Nobell prize

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From my 5 year old. Knock knock...

Who's there?
Cow
Cow who?
Cows don't say "who", they say "moo"!

I was cracking up :) such pride

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Daughter's favourite knock knock joke

Knock knock

Who's there?

Interrupting paleontologist

Interrupting paleon...

DINOSAUR! DINOSAUR! DINOSAUR!

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the person who invented knock knock jokes ...

deserves a Nobel prize

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Knock, Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock Knock, Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock?

Who's there?

Fibonacci

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I know this great knock knock joke..

But you have to start it. Go ahead.

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Broken pencil

Broken pencil who?

Nevermind, it's pointless...

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Want To Hear A Knock Knock Joke?

2 Guys Walk Into A Bar

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It's funny because it's true. It's frustrating because it's true.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Police, open up, you're under arrest

"Police open up you're under arrest" who?

Alright, now you're charged with resisting arrest too.

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Interrupting cow

Interrupt...

MOOOOOOOO!!

(Kids seem to love this one)

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Chicken Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to your house.
Knock knock
-Who's there?
The chicken.

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A little immature...

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No! You're a poo!

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knock knock

Who's there?

Control freak

Con...

Okay, now you say control freak who

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Friend of mine dropped this awful Knock Knock joke on me

A friend of mine walked up to me the other day and proceeded to begin the conversation with this:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Barack Obama.
Barack Obama who?
Barack Obama who? Are you kidding me? He's the president! Do you live under a fucking rock?

And then he stormed off. Quite possibly the worst joke that I ever laughed at!

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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?

He won the "no-bell" prize

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Owls

Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls who?
I know they do.

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Knock knock

Knock knock

Who's there?

Broken pencil.

Broken pencil who?

Never-mind, it's pointless.

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A joke about Batman my 4yo. brother came up with

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Batman

Batman who?

Bruce Wayne!

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We're doing our dad's favorite jokes now? Knock knock...

Who's there?
Panther.
Panther who?
Panther no panths, I'm going thwimming!

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Dejav

Dejav who?

Knock knock

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Knock knock....

Who's there?

Aaaaaaaahhh!

Aaaaaaaahhh! Who?

Werewolves of London.

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Knock Knock

Knock knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

To whom.

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Poor Susie!

Q: Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Susie!

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Best knock knock joke ever.

Three brothers age 92,94 and 96 live in a
house together.
One night the 96 year old draws a bath,puts his
foot in and pauses.He yells down the stairs,
"Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94 year old yells back,"I don't know,I'll come
up and see."He starts up the stairs and pauses,
then he yells,"Was l going up the stairs or
coming down?"
The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table
having coffee listening to his brothers.He shakes
his head and says,"I sure hope I never get that
forgetful."He knocks on wood for good luck.He
then yells,"I'lI come up and help both of you as
soon as l see who's at the door."

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Knock knock

You: Who's there?

Me: Smell mop.

You:

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Knock knock joke

Knock knock
Whos there
Broken Pencil
Broken Pencil who
Never mind...its pointless!

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Knock Knock...

*Who's there?*
nine-eleven...
*nine-eleven who?*
**You said you'd never forget!**

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Knock knock

*knock knock*
"who's there?"
*knock knock*
"who's there?"
*knock knock*
"who's there?"
*knock knock*
"Quick! Open the coffin I don't think he's dead!"

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Latvian Joke

Man sits in broken cottage with daughter. Man is cold and hungry. Man not have potato for days.
"Knock, knock" is heard at door.
"Who there is" man say.
"Politburo"
"Politburo who" say man.
Politburo burst in cottage rape daughter. Man now cold, hungry and sad.

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*knock knock*

"Who's there?"

"An interrupting southerner"

"An interrupti-"

"Actually it was about states' rights!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Lemmy. Lemmy who?

Lemme the fuck inside asshole it's cold out here.

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Try this on someone

say to them "Ive got a great knock knock joke for you but you have to start"

most likely their response will be "Okay, knock knock"

you then say "Who's there?"

They will usually be terribly confused and a hilarious awkward silence ensues

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Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, *you're* a poo.

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Q:What do you call a girl named Betty who has no arms

A: Betty !

1:Knock Knock
2:Whose there
3:NOT BETTY !

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Deja.

Deja who?

Knock knock.

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Did you hear about the french woman that invented the knock knock joke?

She won the No Belle prize

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"Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Dave" "Dave who?"

Dave then broke down and started crying as his mums dementia has gotten so bad she couldnt even recognise her own son...

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Call me.

Call me who?

Who.

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Smell mop

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Knock Knock

Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!

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Double Joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

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"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Not Sally!"

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Knock knock- who's there- Will- Will who?

Will you please unlock the door so I can get in?

For anybody that may have read this, sorry for making you cringe.

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Knock knock

Knock knock

Who's there?

Narnia

Narnia who?

Narnia fuckin business

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Knock knock

who's there

mango

mango who?

mango fuck yourself

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

A mesh.

A mesh who?

You're not a shoe, you're a person.

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A Jehovah's Witness starts a knock knock joke...

...but no one ever answers.

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Knock knock...

Who's this....

Dishes....


Dishes who....



Dishes sean connery

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Wakanda.

Wakanda who?

Wakanda dumbass question is that?

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Knock Knock.....

who's there?

Owls.

Owls Who?

Yes they do...

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Poor Sally (2 parter)

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms...

**quickly followed by**

Knock Knock

*Who's there?*

Not Sally.

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Knock knock

Whos there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms.




Knock knock

Who's there?

Obviously not Sally

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Knock knock.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom.

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Why doesn't America have any knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom always Rings!

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Did you hear about the inventor of the knock knock joke?

He won the no-bell prize.

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Knock knock.

-Who's there?

The doctor.

-Doctor who?

No, just the doctor.

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A Compilation of Awful, Somewhat Nerdy Jokes

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"To."

"To who?"

"To whom*."
___________________________________________________________
What do they do to tickle me elmo before he leaves the factory?

Give him two test tickles!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Two atoms duck into the trenches after an intense firefight.

One atom exclaims, "I think I lost an electron!"

The other asks if he's sure, and the atom replies, "Yes! I'm positive!"

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Knock knock!

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as he realises his grandmother's Alzheimer's is only going to get worse.

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"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Ping"

"Ping who?"

"Noot Noot!"

Just hoping it's not a repost. Was too lazy to check :P

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Sally

Why did Sally fall off her swing?

She got hit by an axe.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Not Sally.

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Knock knock!

"Who's there?"

-To

"To who?"

-To *whom*

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Knock Knock! Who's There? 9/11! 9/11 Who?

You said you'd never forget!

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Knock knock

Knock knock

"Who's there?"

"It's three."

"Three who?"

"Three am."

"Oh ok, I'll stop drumming. "

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Grammar Nazi: Knock Knock.

Me: Who's there?

GN: To.

Me: To who?

GN: To WHOM.

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Knock knock

Who's there

I love

I love who

.. This damn autocorrect

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What does the inventor of the knock knock deserve?

A-dooration

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Knock knock

Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Owls
Person 2: Owls who?
Person 1: yup, they do.

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Knock Knock-Ach

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ach
Ach who?
Bless you.

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dishes

Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery

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Did you here about the knock knock joke guy

He one the No bell prize

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my math teacher's joke she told us

so, in math class my teacher told us a joke that goes like this: knock knock who's there? interrupting starfish interrup-(places hand on other person's face) we laughed so hard at the teacher's reaction.

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Knock knock...

Who's there?

Cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe unless your honeydew too.

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Knock knock!

Who's there?

The police.

The police who?

Ma'am your son is dead.

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Me: Hey I got a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off

Them: ok, knock knock

Me: Who's there!

Them: *confused silence*

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Panther

Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming

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Sally

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Sally has no arms.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Not Sally.

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My kids favorite knock knock joke

Knock Knock

Whose there?

Interrupting Cow.

Interrupting C..**MOO!!**


.

Knock Knock

Whose there?

Interrupting Chicken.

*sigh* Interrupting Ch **BOCK BOCK BOCK!!!!**

.

Knock Knock

*sigh* Whose there?

Interrupting Fish.

*ponders* Interrupting F.. *SLAP! SLAP!* OW!!!

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Knock Knock

Knock knock
Knock knock knock knock
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

Whitney, Hurry up in there I gotta take a shit!!!

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Person 1: Knock knock

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: Britney Spears

Person 2: Britney Spears who?

Person 1: Knock knock

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: Oops I did it again!

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Did you hear about the woman who invented the knock knock joke?

She won the no-bell prize!
(Courtesy of my new Alexa!)

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Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Dude.

Dude who?

Haha, you said doo doo!

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Knock knock

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow who?

Mmm- Fuck.

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Quantum Mechanics Knock Knock joke

quick one:

knockknock

who's there

quantum mechanics

quantum mechanics who?

You won't know until you open the door

O_O

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Knock knock, who's there?

...

...

...

...

Internet explorer

Internet explorer who?

...

...

...

Internet explorer has stopped working. Windows is looking for a solution to the problem...

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Goldfish 1: knock knock

Goldfish 2: who's there
Goldfish 1: who's where
Goldfish 2: what

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My scottish girlfriend told me a knock knock joke yesterday, it goes like:

-Knock Knock

+Who is it?

-Weirdo

+Weirdo who?

-We r done 'ere.

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Knock knock

"Who's there?"

"It's three."

"Three who?"

"3 am."

"Ok, I'll stop drumming."

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Knock knock

Who's there?

To

To who?

To whom*

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A Bad Knock knock Joke

*Knock Knock*

"Who's there"

Doctor

"Doctor Who?"

Peter Capaldi: yes

*Doctor Who Theme Intensifies*

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Knock knock .


Who's there?


"Help me I'm a time traveller stuck in a time loop"

Knock knock

Who's there


"Help me I'm a time traveller stuck in a time loop"


Knock knock ...

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Two

Two Who?

To Whom!

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Knock knock...

**Knock Knock**

Who's there?

**Interrupting Cow.**

Interrupting Cow who?

**Moo...... FUCK!**

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A simple knock knock....(warning: ultra corny like most knock knock jokes)

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Frank Lee!
Frank Lee who?
Frank Lee my dear, I don't give a darn!

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Knock, knock...

Who's there?

Daisy

Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!

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"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Low octane ratings"


(Sorry, I heard this in my engine rebuilding class and it was kinda funny at the time...sorry...)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Panther. Panther who?

Panth er no panth, I'm going thwimming!

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New Knock-Knock joke?

Child: Knock Knock
Grandmother: Who's there?
Child: [Insert Name]
Grandmother: [Insert Name] who?
Child: Oh no! You have Alzheimer's!

Yes? No?

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Knock Knock!

Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?


You swore you'd never forget...

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Alright let's hear them. Your best and favorite knock knock jokes.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it.
Person: Knock knock
Me: Who's there

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My favorite knock knock joke. I need someone to start it ...

Someone start the knock knock joke ...

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Knock knock

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little boy blue
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Howard.

Howard who?

Howard I know?

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Knock, knock.

Go fuck yourselves.

- The straight-laced and frustrated FBI agent, played by Tom Hanks', joke in the movie Catch Me If You Can.

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Doorbell Repairman

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Knock Knock

"Who's there?"

"Walter White." Of course.

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knock knock

who's there?

UPS

UPS who?

UPS of shit

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Why did the Chicken cross the road?

To get to your house!!!

Alright, that was a lame joke...here's another:

* Knock, Knock.

* Who's There?

* THE CHICKEN!!!

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For today.

* Knock knock.
* Who's there?
* 9/11.
* 9/11 who?
* [You said you wouldn't forget](/spoiler)

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Interrupting cow.

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Interrupting cow."

"Interrupting co..."

"MOOOOO!"

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Knock knock

1: "Who's there?"

2: "Doorbell salesman"

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Knock Knock.

\- Who's there?

\- 9/11.

\- 9/11 who?

\- **YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!**

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Game of Thrones Themed: "Knock knock. Who's there? Arya"

"Knock knock. Who's there? Arya"

"Arya who?"

"Arya gonna let me in? Winter is comin'!"

I'm a new dad ...I think this whole dad joke thing is inevitable.

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Knock Knock

Who's there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know!

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

I'm an owl

I'm an owl who?

Exactly, you are

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What are the best Knock Knock puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Knock Knock? Well, here are the best jokes about Knock Knock to have fun with.

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