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  1. Novak Djokovic is the first person to be knocked out of the Australian Open. He only missed two shots.
  2. After the quarantine is going to be like Knock knock
    Who's there?
    People
    People who?
    People who love and miss you!
  3. How do you know if two elephants were having s**... in your backyard? Your fence is knocked down and one of your Hefty trash bags is missing.

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Bedroom animals

A pair of newlyweds are out for drinks with a middle-aged couple who have been married for twenty years.
Having knocked back a few, the older husband turns to the newlyweds and remarks with a wink: "I bet you two are like a couple of rabbits in the bedroom."
The newlyweds laugh awkwardly at this, and then the young husband asks "Well, what kind of bedroom animals are you two then?"
The older husband screws up his face and thinks about it for a moment, then exclaims wryly: "Don't know about me, but Margaret here would have to be a camel: she can go for weeks and weeks without s**...."
Without missing a beat, Margaret replies: "That's funny because I was thinking George here would also be a camel: two humps and it's over."

My daughters joke

Her knock knock .
Me who's there .
Her no dad you say knock knock .
Me ok knock knock .
Her who's there .
Me looking confused and already starting to smile. Errrr I don't know, who is there? .
Her I don't know then she laughed and ran away.
Edit for Missing fullstops.

An old man is sitting alone on his birthday in a retirement home when he hears a knock at the door

He opens it to find a beautiful woman, immodestly dressed, smiling at him. She says, "I hear it's your birthday. Your friends here have hired me to give you super s**...."
"I'm sure you're very good at what you do, miss," the man says. "But at my age, I'll take the soup."

A state trooper knocks on Mr. Smith's door...

"Mr. Smith," The officer goes on, "as you know, we have been searching for your missing wife for the last 10 days. We've put our best men and our most advanced resources into the search. The governor is going to call a press conference this evening to call off the search. I'm here to tell you that you should prepare for the worst."
So, Mr. Smith says, "alright, but you've gotta drive me to Goodwill to buy everything back!"

a man knocks on a lady's door and said
'i'm terribly sorry miss but i ran over your cat,.

because i'm responsible of its death i would like to replace your cat ' and the lady said ' thank You so how are you at you at catching mice then?'

a man knocks on a lady's door and said
'i'm terribly sorry miss but i ran over your cat,.

because i'm responsible of its death i would like to replace your cat ' and the lady said ' thank You so how are you at you at catching mice then?'

One day, a violent husband leaves his wife.

She posts an ad in a local newspaper: "Looking for a new man. The one who will not beat me, run away, and is good in bed."
Couple of days later someone knocks on her door. She opens them, and there's a guy in a wheelchair, missing both arms and legs.
"Hi. I think I'm a perfect man for you. I don't have arms, so I can't beat you, and because I have no legs, I can't run away."
"But are you good in bed?" she asks.
He just smiles and says: "Well how do you think I knocked?"

So Jimmy, say I have 5 birds sitting on a porch...

Teacher says to Jimmy:
"So Jimmy, say I have 5 birds sitting on a porch and I knock one down with a stone, how many birds will be left on the porch?"
"None, Ms. Anderson. Once I knock the first one, all the others will be flying away"
"No Jimmy, the correct answer was 4, but I do like the way you think"
After a while Jimmy Raises his hand.
"Yes Jimmy?"
"Miss Anderson, say you are looking at three women eating an ice cream cone, one is l**... it, one is biting it and one is s**... it. How do you tell which one's the married one?"
"Well, the one s**... it I suppose"
"No Miss Anderson, It's the one that's wearing a ring, but I do like the way you think!"