Knock Knock Halloween Jokes
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Halloween trick or treaters knocked my door, dressed as Gloria Gaynor
At first I was afraid, I was petrified...
Halloween trick or treat
I remember a story from last year. I was sat in my living room when I heard a small knock at the door. As I opened the door there was a little boy dressed as the Predator, with his dad. I asked "and who are you meant to be?" kneeling down to give him a sweet, "a child Predator" his dad responds. "What a coincidence" I thought.
the day after halloween, a trick or treater knocked on my door.....
he was dressed in just red tights and a red spandex shirt, red sneakers, red hat.
i said to him, "sorry little buddy, halloween is over, i dont have anything for you today...what are you supposed to be anyway>?"
he said "im a period, sorry im late..scared ya didnt i?"
needless to say he got a handfull of candy from one of my kids bags. how could you not reward that creativity?
Of all the holidays that jehova witnesses should celebrate...
... You'd think halloween would be it. Knocking on strangers doors, how could they pass that up?!
My neighbor knocked on my door and said it was too early to decorate my house for Halloween
Big talk from someone who wears her witch costume year-round.
Why do Jehovah's witnesses hate Halloween? They don't like people knocking on their door!
A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween night and said, "
Trick or treat?"
I looked at him and asked, "What have you come as?"
He said, "A werewolf."
I said, "But you're not wearing a costume. You've just got your normal clothes on."
He said, "Yeah well, it's not a full moon yet, is it?"
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Annie." "Annie who?" "Annie body home?"
Pirate for Halloween
A little boy with a speech impediment dressed as pirate for Halloween. He knocked on the door and when the lady answered he said "pick or peat". The lady asked what? He replied "pick or peat" and shook is bag. The lady said oh trick or treat and the little boy shook his head yes.
The lady then asked what are you dressed as? The boy responded a "birate". Lady asked what? The boy responded a "birate". Lady then said a "pirate" and the boy shook his head yes.
The lady then asked where are your "Buccaneers" which the little boy reached up grabbing his ear and said " right here lady where are your bucking eyes"
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