The Best 2 Knock Knock Family Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Knock Knock Family jokes. There are some knock knock family punch jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these knock knock family apple knock knock puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Knock Knock Family Jokes and Puns

My family was coming over for dinner.

So I went to get a chicken out of the freezer when my husband walked up and scared me i turned and knocked him out with a chicken to the forehead.
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I guess you could say he got cold-cocked

Russian knock-knock jokes (A Latvian Joke Tribute Song)

In light of recent political tensions, my girlfriend's dad and I sat down and tried to come up with some Russian knock-knock jokes.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Potato.

Potato who?

Just kidding, is secret police.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ukraine

Ukraine who?

Ukraine your neck left, see secret police.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Putin.

Putin who?

Putin your family is Gulag for asking so many question.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Secret police.

Secret police who?

If I told you, wouldn't be secret.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the knock knock family american knock knock jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working knock knock family animal knock knock piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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