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Knock Knock Baby Jokes

13 knock knock baby jokes and hilarious knock knock baby puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about knock knock baby that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Knock Knock Baby Short Jokes

Short knock knock baby jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The knock knock baby humour may include short baby knock knock jokes also.

  1. Knock-knock! *Who's there?*
    Baby Jalapeño!
    *Baby Jalapeño who?*
    Open the door, already! It's a little chili out here!
  2. Baby Yoda knock knock joke Knock knock.
    Knock knock.
    Say who's there w**....
    Who's there.
    Baby Yoda.
    Baby Yoda Who?
    Baby Yoda one for me.
    o**....
  3. Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born? To knock the p**... off the smart ones.
  4. Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
    To knock the p**... off the smart ones.

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Knock Knock Baby One Liners

Which knock knock baby one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with knock knock baby? I can suggest the ones about knock knock kid and child knock knock.

  1. Knock knock Who's there?
    Baby yoda.
    Baby yoda who?
    Baby yoda only one I care about.
  2. Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Stop crying, you little baby.

Uproarious Knock Knock Baby Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about knock knock baby you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean knock knock love jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make knock knock baby pranks.

A teenage girl come home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me?"

"What's that?" asks her mother. "That babies come out of the same place where boys put their p**...?" said her daughter.
"Yes it is dear!" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and that she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
"But then, when I have a baby," responded the teenager, "won't it knock my teeth out?"

Birth

A teenager comes home from school and asks her mother "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their d**...?"
"Yes, dear" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
"But then when I have a baby," responded the teenager "won't it knock my teeth out?"

A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother

"Is it true that babies come out of the same place that boys put their p**...?"
The mother, hesitatingly replies "Yes dear" and plans on how to explain s**... to her daughter.
The shocked teenager responds "But then when I have a baby, won't it knock out all my teeth"

I got robbed in a weird way today

I was walking along the street when some dude punched me in the back of the head and stole my wallet. I chased him down into an alley with a dead end, then much to my surprise he stripped completely n**... and covered himself in baby oil, I couldn't grab hold of his arm at all. He ran full pelt into me, knocked me over and ran off into the distance with my wallet.
So I took my report to the police and they asked me to give a summary of what happened, so I said
"I got hit by, I got struck by a smooth criminal"

Two onions, male and female, knock into each other on the street...

...An affair begins. Onion romance has occurred.
They tie the knot; several months later they have a baby onion.
Father onion takes another shift to make ends meet.
Mother onion is encumbered with house work one day, much distracted.
Baby onion wanders out the open door unsupervised. It crosses the sidewalk and is hit by a car.
At the hospital mother and father onion pace up and down the hospital corridor, crying.
A team of surgeons try all night to save baby onion's life.
Towards dawn the doors to the hospital room open. A doctor walks out, sweating.
Father onion asks "well, what, how is baby onion?"
The surgeon says "well he'll live, but I'm afraid he'll be a vegetable for the rest of his life."