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Someone knocked on my door
As I opened, I saw a pizza delivery guy with a large pepperoni pizza in his hand.
"You must be mistaken. I didn't order any pizza!", I said
"Yes, I know", he replied, "Your neighbor forgot his instagram password and wanted to show you what he's having for dinner!"
There was a knock at my door.
I said, "Who is it?" and they told me that it was the police. I asked them what they wanted and they said that they wanted to investigate my property for m**....
I said, "I haven't got any. Now be on your way."
"Well then," they said, "what harm is there in us checking?"
I said, "Because you might find the c**...."
Knock !!!!
My daughter told me this one. I hadn't heard it before.
daughter: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: I don't know.
daughter: She was going to visit the d**....
Me: ?
daughter: Knock, knock
Me: Who's there?
daughter: The Chicken
Me: :/
I only knock up anti-vaxxers.
Better to pay 4 years of child support than 18.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
A mesh.
A mesh who?
You're not a shoe, you're a person.
Knock knock. Who's there? The doorbell repairman.
That's the end of the joke.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as he realises his grandmother's Alzheimer's is only going to get worse.
I always knock on the front door of my fridge ...
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
Knock knock
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
It's Dave!
Dave who?
Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
Knock knock -> who's there -> dejav -> dejav who ?
Knock knock
Knock Knock ?
B: Who's there ?
A: ella
B: Ella who ?
A: Akbar
\*explodes \*
Knock knock. Who's there? Confused chicken. Confused chicken who?
Moo
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ach
Ach who?
Get away from me, d**...!
Knock knock
I don't care who is there. It is 2020. Stay 6 feet away as I open the door.
Knock, knock
*shouting thru door*
Just leave it outside, Thank you!
(2020 update)
Knock knock
-Who's there
-World Health Organization
-WHO?
Knock Knock
Q: Who's there?
A: Control Freak.
Q: Con...
A: Okay, now you say, "Control Freak who?"
I always knock on the fridge before opening it.
Just in case there's a salad dressing
Knock Knock..
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Nope. owl go who. Car go beep beep.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it...
Just in case there's a salad dressing.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cow!
Cow who?
A cow says moo, silly.
(my 5 year old daughter made me submit this... )
*Knock knock
WHO's there?
Not in the US they aren't
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