Knitted Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Did you hear about the scarf that Eva Braun knitted for Hitler?

He said it was kampfy and that he reiched it a lot, but that it could have used fuhrer stitches.

What is the epitome of sex with the elderly?

Knitted condoms!

I knitted a scarf after 4 days of blood sweat and tears out of floss only to find out it is just falling apart.

Sorry, wrong thread.

My friend died when she saw a wild ox wearing a knitted jumper.

It was a Cardi Yak arrest.

What did 50cent say to his grandma when she gave him a knitted sweater for his birthday?

G u knit!

I was supposed to knit blue mittens for the Children's Cancer Foundation, but I had accidentally knitted all red mittens...

Oops, wrong thread.

What are the funniest knitted jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Knitted? Well, here are the best Knitted puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Knitted pick up lines to share with friends.


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