Giggle-Inducing Knit Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
Three pregnant women are sitting in a doctors.
Three pregnant women are sitting in a doctors waiting room knitting. Mom 1 checks her watch and takes a pill "Vitamin C, good for mom, good for baby." Mom 2 takes a pill and says, "Vitamin A, good for mom, good for baby." Mom 3 takes a pill and says, "Thalidomide...I can't knit sleeves."
What did Eminem say when 50cent gave him a sweater?
Gee, you knit?
What did 50 cent say to his grandma after she crocheted him a sweater?
G! You knit!
did you know it takes 3 sheep to make a wool sweater?
It's amazing. I didn't even know they could knit!
waaaaaaka waka.
50-cent's birthday was last week, so I made him a sweater...
...When i gave it to him he said, "Gee. You Knit?"
What's a pirates favorite thing to knit?
Scaaaaaarrves
Corny Jokes
What kind of bees produce milk?
--Boobies
Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
-- fo drizzle
What's black and rhymes with snoop?
--Dr. Dre
Why don't you play poker in the jungle?
-- Too many cheetahs
What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she have him a sweater for Xmas??
-- Gh, Gh, Ghee, U Knit..
An old man found a box in his attic.
Inside were two knit bonnets and $250,000. He went to his wife and asked if she knew anything about it. She explained, "Every time I was mad at you, I'd knit a bonnet." The man was happy to find that, in 40 years of marriage, he'd only angered his wife twice. "OK, that explains the bonnets, but what about the money?" the old man asked. His wife smiled and said,"That's from selling all the bonnets I've made over the years."
Why did my grandmother knit a sweater for the pepper.
I mentioned it was a little chili.
What did 50cent say to his grandma when she gave him a knitted sweater for his birthday?
G u knit!
What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?
Gee, you knit?
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What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?
Gee, you knit?
What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting?
"Gee U Knit!"
Three pregnant women were knitting tops for their soon-to-be born.
One posh one says "I'm taking vitamin A, as I want my baby to have strong bones and teeth". The other posh one says "I'm taking vitamin C, as I want my baby to have a good constitution and good heart". The chavvy one says "I'm taking Thalidomide cos I can't knit arms".
I just learned you need five sheep to make a sweater.
I didn't know they knew how to knit.
What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?
G u knit?
So?
No, but I knit a little.
What does Dr. Dre say to 50 cent when he gives him a sweater?
Gee, you knit?
What did Lloyd Banks say to 50 Cent after he got him a sweater for Christmas?
Gee, u knit?
I was supposed to knit blue mittens for the Children's Cancer Foundation, but I had accidentally knitted all red mittens...
Oops, wrong thread.
Three pregnant women are knitting in the Doctor's waiting room.
The first one pops a pill and says, *"Vitamin A, good for mommy, good for baby."*
The second one pops two pills and says, *"Vitamin C, good for mommy, good for baby."*
The third one pops three pills and says, *"Thalidomide. I can't knit sleeves."*
A hat for kirk
My mum wanted to knit a hat for Captain Kirk of the USS enterprise, but it is quite tricky for someone who has three ears!
His left ear, his right ear and his final front-ear.
What did 50 cent say to Eminem...
After Eminem made him a sweater for Christmas?
Gee, you knit?
I really cannot
I can also knit
What did the pirate say when his grandma asked if she could teach him to knit?
Yarrrrrghn!
Learning to knit is really hard.
The details are really nitty gritty.
What did the rapper, The Game, say when 50 cent gifted him a sweater?
Gee, you knit?
My grandma was not allowed to bring her knitting needles on the airplane.
They were worried she might knit an afghan.
I knitted a scarf after 4 days of blood sweat and tears out of floss only to find out it is just falling apart.
Sorry, wrong thread.
My grandmother loves to knit but she was recently diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis.
She's holding out for some sort of cure. She has her fingers crossed.
What did 50 Cent say when Lloyd Banks gave him a new sweater?
Gee, you knit?
Pirates love to knit. In fact...
They love to use *yarrrrn!*
Why did the klepto only knit metal sweaters?
She had to...steel wool.
What did the knitting pirate buy with his treasure?
YAAAAAARN
What did 50 Cent say to his grandma after she gave him a homemade scarf?
"Gee, You Knit?"
I just perfected the art of turning yarn into alcohol!
I knit you shot.
If you think of everything in life as a gift: every day is like Christmas. . .
With the relative learning how to knit.
My grandma made a sweater with glitter yarn
It was pretty knit
People who knit would be great farmers.
They'd know exactly how to sow the seeds.
Three expectant mothers
Are in the doctors waiting room knitting. The first takes a pill and the other two look over at her "iron so baby will be nice and healthy" she tells the other two. Not to be out done the second takes one too "calcium so baby grows up strong". The last also takes one "thalidomide, because I've not learnt how to knit arms yet"
The last batch of s**... b**... were very tight knit.
They used to sing together, dance together, laugh together. True brethren. At the end they had a blast doing their job.
A knitted afghan can be a good accent piece that can also keep you warm...
That's just a blanket statement.
Grandma said I she'd knit whatever I want if I pick the yarn...
So I bought her some steel wool and asked her to knit me a car
The cashmere sweater story
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Last night my wife crawled into bed with me and told me she'd do anything for a new cashmere sweater," the guy says. "So I asked, 'Anything?' nudge nudge wink wink, and she replied "ANYTHING!'" "Wow!" the bartender replies. "What did you do?" "I told her to learn how to knit."
What did 50 cent say to his grandmother after she made him a sweater?
Gee, you knit?
