Knight Name Jokes
30 knight name jokes and hilarious knight name puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about knight name that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Knight Name Short Jokes
Short knight name jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The knight name humour may include short knight jokes also.
- I just learned about the roundest knight at the Round Table I just learned about the roundest knight at the Round Table.
His name was Sir Cumfrince. - What was the name of the British knight who came up with the first cctv camera ? Sir Veillance
- Back in medieval times King Arthur had a knight that collected taxes His name was Sir Charge
- I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one... I was Nun the Wiser.
- There was a little hamlet overseen by a man named Lord Jesús de Vampirosos. He asked his knights to call him Christo, since he was a great reformer. All the peasants were Christians.
- MY NAME IS PRISE. I AM THE MOST UNEXPECTED KNIGHT IN ALL OF THE LAND... They call me: SIR PRISE
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Knight Name One Liners
Which knight name one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with knight name? I can suggest the ones about knight up and knight chess.
- What's the name of the most popular French knight? Sir Ender.
- Did you hear about the gay Russian knight? His name was Sergei.
- I have a friend named Sergei He was knighted
- What was the name of the Jew knight? Sir-cumcised
- What is the name of the knight doctor that drains many abscesses? Sir Lancelot
- What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies? Suge Knight Shyamalan.
- What was the name of Europe's most famous Jewish knight? Sir cumcised
- What was the name of that fat man who was knighted? I believe it was Sir Cumference
- The cow says "My grandfather was a knight." "His name was Sir l**...."
Knight Name Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about knight name you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean medieval knight jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make knight name pranks.
King Arthur was in Merlin's laboratory where the good wizard was showing him his latest invention.
It was a chastity belt... except it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place.
'This is no good, Merlin!' the king exclaimed, 'Look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect m'lady, the Queen?'
'Ah, sire, just observe.' said Merlin as he searched his cluttered workbench until he found what he was looking for.
He then selected his most worn out wand, one that he was going to discard anyway. He then inserted it in the gaping aperture of the chastity belt whereupon a small guillotine blade came down and cut it neatly in two. 'Merlin, you are a genius!' cried the grateful monarch, 'Now I can leave, knowing that my Queen is fully protected.'
After putting Guinevere in the device, King Arthur then set out upon his Quest. Several years passed until he returned to Camelot. Immediately he assembled all his knights in the courtyard and had them drop their trousers for an informal 'short arm' inspection.
Sure enough! Each and every one of them was either amputated or damaged in some way. All of them except Sir Galahad.
'Sir Galahad' exclaimed King Arthur, 'the one and only true knight! Only you among all the nobles have been true to me. What is it in my power to grant you? Name it and it is yours!'
But, alas, Sir Galahad was speechless..
Ig the Knight
Once upon a time, there was a soldier named Ig. In a recent battle, Ig showed courage and bravery, saving 20 men by himself!
To honour Ig's heroic act, the Queen of the kingdom was to knight him. Ig knelt before Her Majesty, as she tapped each shoulder of his with a sword. As she finished, Ig the Knight burst into flames! The Queen, astonished by what happened, asked her squire why he lit on fire.
Stunned, the squire spoke, "Ig...Knighted..."
There once was a famous fighter, anointed by the king in ancient france. After his death, all other knights swore to carry on his battle tactics, named after him in his honor, for all wars to come.
His name was Sir Render.
After much research, it has finally been discovered why King Arther's knights were of the round table instead of the square table.
The knights that designed it were named Sir Cular and Sir Cumference. Rumor has it they were both obsessed with eating pi.
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What is the name of a medium-well movie, with knights and gambling?
Sir l**... and The Stakes!
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King Arthur was about to embark on a long crusade.
Before doing so he called to Merlin to devise a cunning chastity belt for Guinevere. The belt contained a miniature guillotine.
Upon his return, he called to his Knights of the Round Table and had them all s**... from the waist down.
One by one, he went to each knight and shook his head, telling all those whose members were missing to get out of his sight.
That is until he came up to Lancelot. Seeing that Lancelot was intact, he exclaimed, ''I knew you could be trusted! Name anything you want, and it is yours.''
Lancelot replied '' UNGH!UH! UNGH!'''