Knight Jokes

Funniest Knight Short Jokes

Short knight jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The knight humour may include short warrior jokes also.

1. My niece told me this joke: What's the difference between Chanukah and a dragon? Chanukah is always eight nights.
   A dragon sometimes ate knights.
2. 'I just feel like being black is a huge disadvantage no matter how much skill you have ' said my friend 'oh come on, it's just one move at the start of the game' I responded as I took his Knight.
3. Which knight did King Arthur leave in charge of constructing the round table? Sir Cumference
4. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
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   He acquired his size from too much pi.
5. My friend wrote a crossover of Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider It was good, General Lee speaking.
6. How do Knights communicate ? Chain mail
7. What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight Sir Render
8. I keep having this recurring dream about a horse wearing a suit of armor Actually, it may be more of a knight mare.
9. Snoopy writes a Batman comic book. "He is the Dark and Stormy Knight..."
10. What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress? Magnets

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Knight One Liners

Which knight one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with knight? I can suggest the ones about monk and medieval.

1. I was the knight no one expected to appear on battlefield, Sir Prise.
2. Why were the 'Dark Ages' so dark? Because there were so many Knights.
   Just delete me.
3. What happens when Catwoman takes off her suit? The Dark Knight Rises!
4. Who is both a knight and a spy? Sir Veillance
5. What do you call a knight made entirely out of fine china? Sir Ramic.
6. Where does Sir Lancelot go to party? A knight club.
7. What do you call a knight encircled in enemies? Sir Rounded
8. Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale? Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
9. What's the name of the most popular French knight? Sir Ender.
10. Why were they called "the dark ages"? Because it was knight time.
11. What do you call a knight who cheats on tests? Glancelot
12. I got a job at a chess piece factory recently... ...I'm on the knight shift next week.
13. Who's the roundest knight at King Arthur's court? Circumference.
14. Which knight never won a battle? Sir Render
15. What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight rises.

Knight Up Jokes

Here is a list of funny knight up jokes and even better knight up puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a meeting of the Knights of the Round Table? A *circonference*.
• What did the medieval knight say when he got caught doping? I was just getting my Lance Armstrong.
• A King says to 3 of his most esteemed Knights - Sir Brand! Kiss my hand.
  - Sir Amit! Kiss my feet.
  - Sir Hancock! Sir Hancock? Why are you running away from me?
• Why did the knight wear an octopus jacket? It was his coat of arms
• What do you call the knight who measures the edge of the round table?. Sir cumfrence.
• What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies? Obi-Gyn Kenobi.
• What do you call a round knight? Sir Cumference
• What do you call the knight the king didn't need? Sir Plus
• What do you call a man who is about to be knighted? Neil
• I walked into a Victoria's Secret a man and came out a knight. From this day forward I shall be known as Sir- please leave you're being creepy.

Dark Knight Jokes

Here is a list of funny dark knight jokes and even better dark knight puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The Expendables 2 Review: I haven't seen that much shooting in a movie since I went to watch The Dark Knight Rises.
• Obama The Dark Knight (2008) The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Congratulations, Barack Obama.
• What happens when Batman is fighting Harley Quinn? The dark knight rises.
• a caring mother makes her son loafs of bread shaped like batman, to make his sandwiches fun every time. guess what happens when it's in the oven? the dark knight rises.
• How do you find King Arthur in the dark? With a knight light....
• What does the Batman do after he shampoos? The Dark Knight Rinses
• Why couldn't the Joker see where Batman was? Cause it was a dark knight
• Whenever Batman sees a women Dark Knight rises.
• You either see The Dark Knight.. or live long enough to have all the good quotes ruined for you.
• What do you call Batman insurance policies? Dark Knight returns.

Knight Name Jokes

Here is a list of funny knight name jokes and even better knight name puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I just learned about the roundest knight at the Round Table I just learned about the roundest knight at the Round Table.
  His name was Sir Cumfrince.
• What was the name of the British knight who came up with the first cctv camera ? Sir Veillance
• Back in medieval times King Arthur had a knight that collected taxes His name was Sir Charge
• Did you hear about the gay Russian knight? His name was Sergei.
• I have a friend named Sergei He was knighted
• What was the name of the Jew knight? Sir-cumcised
• I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one... I was Nun the Wiser.
• What is the name of the knight doctor that drains many abscesses? Sir Lancelot
• There was a little hamlet overseen by a man named Lord Jesús de Vampirosos. He asked his knights to call him Christo, since he was a great reformer. All the peasants were Christians.
• MY NAME IS PRISE. I AM THE MOST UNEXPECTED KNIGHT IN ALL OF THE LAND... They call me: SIR PRISE

Knight Chess Jokes

Here is a list of funny knight chess jokes and even better knight chess puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the chess piece say before bed? Knight knight.
• Me and the knight in chess have a lot in common Every time we move it results on an L
• Which rockstar is the best chess player? Bob Seger, because he's always working on them knight moves.
• Why would a chess piece in charge of a city be like a bad dream? Because it would be a knight mayor.
• I got a job making chess pieces. I'm currently working knights.
• Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess? He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
• I've just started work as a human chess piece. The money's good, I'm on knights this week.
• What did the chess grandmaster do when the big tournament was stressing him out? He took the knight off.
• How many Knights are there on a Chess Board? For-tnite

Knight Rider Jokes

Here is a list of funny knight rider jokes and even better knight rider puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• KITT from Knight Rider is writing a biography It's an autobiography.
• There's just one reason the car from the Dukes of Hazzard isn't as good as the car from Knight Rider... General Lee speaking
• I just bought a replica of the Knight Rider car. The previous owner said it was a *KITT* car.

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