Knight In Armour Jokes

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What's the difference between a knight in shining armour and a naughty baker

A knight in shining armour darts on the foe

b**... while being dressed as a Knight

b**... while being dressed as a Knight is my absolute weakness.
You can say that it is a k**... in my Armour.

Two men in suits of armour enter a hotel...

And ask for a room for two knights.

A wave of crime is sweeping Metropolis. Superman is helpless to stop the instigator, a code-breaking enthusiast dressed in full plate armour.

Can no one save us from the Crypto-Knight?

I saw my postman dressed as a knight on Halloween but his armour was made of envelopes.

I don't think he really understands how to make chain mail

How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By norse code!
Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opneder?
He had a bee in his suit of armour!
Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?
Pupil: I expect it’s around Hadrian’s garden miss!
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights!

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store.
One I came up with when I was about 10.

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