Knickknack Jokes

13 knickknack jokes and hilarious knickknack puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about knickknack that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Knickknack Short Jokes

Short knickknack jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The knickknack humour may include short decoration jokes also.

  1. A man was recently convicted of beating another man's cow to death using only two small porcelain figures... Police report that it was the first case of a knickknack paddywhack
  2. A man was killed in a rice field by a small porcelain doll.... It was the very first knick-knack, patty whack
  3. A hitman beats a cow to death in a ricefield using two small porcelain figures. Police admit this is the first known case of a knick-knack p**... whack.
  4. A mobster killed an Irishman with a porcelain doll He was accused of knick-knack p**... whack
  5. A man was arrested for killing a cow in a rice field using only 2 small porcelain figures. Police say this may be the first known case of a Knick-knack p**... whack.
  6. 'The victim was beaten with a porcelain angel figurine, suspect confirmed to be an Irishman' 'I guess you could say he was Knick-Knack p**... Whacked.'

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Knickknack One Liners

Which knickknack one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with knickknack? I can suggest the ones about nickle and christmas ornaments.

  1. Why did Joanie buy a bunch of knickknacks for her house? Cause Joanie loves Chachkies

Knickknack joke, Why did Joanie buy a bunch of knickknacks for her house?

Fun-Filled Knickknack Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about knickknack you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean knockers jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make knickknack pranks.

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.

He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack", he says, "I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday".
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger. He says that his dad is m**... Jagger, and it's okay for him to take out all of the money because he is friends with the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says "Sure, have this", and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink, and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty tells him that she'll have to consult with the bank manager. She then disappears into the back office.
She finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral". She holds up the tiny elephant pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone".

Have you read the news?

I was reading the news the other day and came across a story from Vietnam. There were two gentlemen working in a rice p**... when one became enraged at the other and bludgeoned him to death with a small ceramic figurine. Reports indicate that this is the first ever case of knick-knack p**... whack.

A man was killed by an assassin

An Irishman was killed by an assassin in his own home Thursday. Sources say the assailant was armed only with 2 porcelain figures. After beating the man to death, the assassin threw the body to several mongrel dogs that lived in a nearby wooded area.
Police claim it's the first known case of a Knick-Knack p**... whack, give a dog a bone.

A Scottish Terrier walks into a bank

He sits at the desk of the Loan Officer, a Ms. Patty Black. He asks if he's eligible for a small business loan.
Do you have any collateral? , Patty asks.
I do have this, replies the Terrier, rooting around in his bag and pulling out a small porcelain figurine.
I'm not sure if we can accept this, says Patty. Let me ask my manager.
Patty calls her manager over and explains the situation. The manager says
It's a knickknack, Patty Black, give the dog a loan.

Colin Mochrie's best joke.

Our top story today: Convicted hitman Jimmy 'TwoShoes' McClardy confessed today that he was once paid to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures.
Police admit this might be the only case of a knickknack paddywhack.

Kermit Jagger walks into a bank

and walks up to the teller, Patricia Whack and asks for a loan. The teller asks for something as collateral. Kermit produces a tiny porcelain elephant. The teller doesn't understand so Kermit asks to see the manager. The manager comes out and looks at Kermit and the tiny porcelain elephant. Patricia asks the manager what to do with the elephant? Manager says "it's a knick-knack p**... Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!"

A frog wants to get a loan

He goes to a bank and there is a pig behind the front desk.
The pig introduces herself
I'm Pattywack, how may I help you
The frog asks for a loan and to use an action figure as collateral.
Pattywack explains that the action figure is not enough to be collateral.
Pattywack's boss overhears this and enters saying
It's a knickknack, Pattywack, give this frog a loan.