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Have you read the news?

I was reading the news the other day and came across a story from Vietnam. There were two gentlemen working in a rice paddy when one became enraged at the other and bludgeoned him to death with a small ceramic figurine. Reports indicate that this is the first ever case of knick-knack paddy whack.

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A man was killed by an assassin

An Irishman was killed by an assassin in his own home Thursday. Sources say the assailant was armed only with 2 porcelain figures. After beating the man to death, the assassin threw the body to several mongrel dogs that lived in a nearby wooded area.

Police claim it's the first known case of a Knick-Knack Paddy whack, give a dog a bone.

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A hitman beats a cow to death in a ricefield using two small porcelain figures.

Police admit this is the first known case of a knick-knack paddy whack.

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A mobster killed an Irishman with a porcelain doll

He was accused of knick-knack paddy whack

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Colin Mochrie's best joke.

Our top story today: Convicted hitman Jimmy 'TwoShoes' McClardy confessed today that he was once paid to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures.
Police admit this might be the only case of a knickknack paddywhack.

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Our Top Story Today...

Convicted hitman, Jimmy "Two Shoes" McClardy, confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures.

Police admit this may be the first known case of a knick-knack paddy whack.

(from Colin Mocherie)

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Kermit Jagger walks into a bank

and walks up to the teller, Patricia Whack and asks for a loan. The teller asks for something as collateral. Kermit produces a tiny porcelain elephant. The teller doesn't understand so Kermit asks to see the manager. The manager comes out and looks at Kermit and the tiny porcelain elephant. Patricia asks the manager what to do with the elephant? Manager says "it's a knick-knack Paddy Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!"

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A man was recently convicted of beating another man's cow to death using only two small porcelain figures...

Police report that it was the first case of a knickknack paddywhack

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'The victim was beaten with a porcelain angel figurine, suspect confirmed to be an Irishman'

'I guess you could say he was Knick-Knack Paddy Whacked.'

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A man was arrested for killing a cow in a rice field using only 2 small porcelain figures.

Police say this may be the first known case of a Knick-knack paddy whack.

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A frog wants to get a loan

He goes to a bank and there is a pig behind the front desk.

The pig introduces herself
I'm Pattywack, how may I help you

The frog asks for a loan and to use an action figure as collateral.

Pattywack explains that the action figure is not enough to be collateral.

Pattywack's boss overhears this and enters saying
It's a knickknack, Pattywack, give this frog a loan.

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State troopers arrested an alleged assassin accused of bludgeoning a man to death with two small porcelain figurine in a rice fieldโ€”

Police admit this may be the first known case of a knick-knack paddy whack.

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A man was killed in a rice field by a small porcelain doll....

It was the very first knick-knack, patty whack

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What are the most funny Knickknack jokes of all time ?

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