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9 knick jokes and hilarious knick puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about knick that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Fun-Filled Knick Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What is a good knick joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Once a man in the mafia, was tasked with killing another man.

He ended up killing him with a porcelain doll in a rice p**....
It was the first known case of a knick knack p**... whack.

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assasinated at the antique store?

It was a knick knack paddywhack!

Did you hear that a mob boss was killed...

Did you hear that a mob boss was killed in a rice field by assailants wielding small figurines?
Police are saying it's the first recorded instance of a knick knack patty whack.

A hitman was caught by the police one day.

After a long interrogation he confessed that he was hired beat to a man to death in a rice field and he did it using 2 small porcelain figures. Police say that this was the first case in town of a knick knack p**... whack.

Convicted hit man Jimmy "Two Shoes" McClarty.

Confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field using on two small porcelain figures. Police admit this may be the first know case of a knick knack p**... whack.



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Irish Man Murdered

Did you hear about the Irishman killed with a garden gnome? It was a Knick knack p**... whack.

Did you hear about the man who was hit over the head with a bobble-head in a rice field?

It's the first reported case of a knick knack p**... whack.

An assassin was apprehended for murdering a farmer's cow with the trinkets he had stolen from the farmer's wife's china cabinet.

It was the first recorded case of a knick knack p**... whack.

Best (worst) Wine and Chocolate Jokes Thread

Can we do this? My parents have these c**... wine / chocolate jokes on knick knacks around their house...
*i joined the 12-step program for chocoholics -- now I'm never 12 steps away from chocolate*
Nyuck nyuck nyuck. Hate you!
*i love cooking with wine.. sometimes i even put it in the food!*
Please be dead.
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