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Fun-Filled Knick Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
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Once a man in the mafia, was tasked with killing another man.
He ended up killing him with a porcelain doll in a rice p**....
It was the first known case of a knick knack p**... whack.
Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assasinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddywhack!
Did you hear that a mob boss was killed...
Did you hear that a mob boss was killed in a rice field by assailants wielding small figurines?
Police are saying it's the first recorded instance of a knick knack patty whack.
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Convicted hit man Jimmy "Two Shoes" McClarty.
Confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field using on two small porcelain figures. Police admit this may be the first know case of a knick knack p**... whack.
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Did you hear about the man who was hit over the head with a bobble-head in a rice field?
It's the first reported case of a knick knack p**... whack.
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An assassin was apprehended for murdering a farmer's cow with the trinkets he had stolen from the farmer's wife's china cabinet.
It was the first recorded case of a knick knack p**... whack.
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Best (worst) Wine and Chocolate Jokes Thread
Can we do this? My parents have these c**... wine / chocolate jokes on knick knacks around their house...
*i joined the 12-step program for chocoholics -- now I'm never 12 steps away from chocolate*
Nyuck nyuck nyuck. Hate you!
*i love cooking with wine.. sometimes i even put it in the food!*
Please be dead.
Let's hear your best (worst) wine and Chocolate jokes!
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Hitman is hired to kill a cow
A hitman was hired to m**... a cow in a field using only a porcelain figurine. This is the only known case of a knick knack patty whack.
The Knicks
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