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Kneeslapper Jokes

7 kneeslapper jokes and hilarious kneeslapper puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kneeslapper that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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The ad in the paper said, "You think you're funny? Tell us your best pun, and you'll win a $200 Amazon gift card!"

Well, I just couldn't resist. I sat down and wrote not one, but 10 of my best knee-slappers, rib-ticklers, and witty turns-of-phrase. I sent my list of comedy gold to the paper, and then began daydreaming about what I would do with $200.
The day on which the paper announced the contest winner finally arrived! I scanned, and then carefully read the full-page of submissions, but the truth stared me in the face. Of my submissions that should have won, no pun in ten did.

My fiance, feeling a bit under the weather, just blurted out this knee-s**... at 3AM...

Why does bill nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?
Because of the Nye Quill.

What else can you call a knee-s**...?

Some fun knee s**....

h**..., Stalin, and Napolean are complaining in the afterlife...

h**... whines "if I had Russian oil, I would have flattened Moscow."
Stalin replies "if I had the German Lufftwaffe, I would have taken over all of Europe."
Then Napolean says "if I had Russian and German p**... nobody would know I had lost."
Not a knee-s**..., but it's probably not a repost.

Did you hear the one about the short person who tried to start a fight?

It's a real knee knee-s**..., I tell ya!

Did you hear about the fighting dwarf?

He's funny. A real knee-s**....

Another knee-s**... by my 8 year old brother.

Which president likes doing laundry?
George WASHING-A-TON.
He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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