Kneed Jokes
3 kneed jokes and hilarious kneed puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kneed that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Amusing Kneed Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What is a good kneed joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My boyfriend was breaking up with me and started to walk out the door
So I jammed my knee into his stomach.
You can't leave, I kneed you
I know an old bakers secret
I'd tell you but it's on a kneed to know basis.
Tom Cruise was carrying amphetamine when he was mugged.
When the ambulance arrived the paramedic examined Tom Cruise and determined he was winded by a swift knee to the solar plexus.
The police officer wrote in his file: "The victim, Tom Cruise, got kneed for speed."
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