Kneecap Jokes
8 kneecap jokes and hilarious kneecap puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kneecap that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Grandma found a lump under her left breast but the Dr said it's ok.
It was just her kneecap.
A 90 year old woman decided to commit s**....
She wanted to shoot herself in the heart but she wasn't sure exactly where it was located on her body so she called the doctor and asked where her heart was. He told her it was directly under her left breast. So she shot her kneecap off.
Grandma found a lump under her left breast, but the doctor said it was OK.
>!It was just her kneecap!<
My grandmother had a medical scare recently.
She felt a lump under her breast. Turns out it was just her kneecap.
Stephen Hawking went on a date the other day.
When he went back to his family, he had a dislocated shoulder, 2 broken ribs, and a popped kneecap. It was because she stood him up.
I live in Canada, so you encounter a lot of bears here. Me and my friend were walking in the forest, when we saw one, up close. I thought I was a goner, when I remembered my gun in my backpack.
One shot to my friends kneecap, and I was able to run away safely
I was hiking with my buddy. Suddenly, a 10ft grizzly bear appeared out of nowhere.
The bear started to charge at both of us. Luckily, I had my 9mm p**... with me. One shot to my buddy's kneecap was all it took. I walked away at a comfortable pace.
A hike with my girlfriend
Once I was hiking in the woods with my girlfriend when suddenly a huge bear charged right at us. We must've gotten close to her cubs or something. Luckily, I had my 9mm p**... with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took to get away.
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