The Best 10 Kneecap Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kneecap jokes. There are some kneecap femur jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kneecap shooter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Kneecap Jokes and Puns

Grandma found a lump under her left breast but the Dr said it's ok.

It was just her kneecap.

A 90 year old woman decided to commit suicide.

She wanted to shoot herself in the heart but she wasn't sure exactly where it was located on her body so she called the doctor and asked where her heart was. He told her it was directly under her left breast. So she shot her kneecap off.

My grandmother had a medical scare recently.

She felt a lump under her breast. Turns out it was just her kneecap.

Stephen Hawking went on a date the other day.

When he went back to his family, he had a dislocated shoulder, 2 broken ribs, and a popped kneecap. It was because she stood him up.

I live in Canada, so you encounter a lot of bears here. Me and my friend were walking in the forest, when we saw one, up close. I thought I was a goner, when I remembered my gun in my backpack.

One shot to my friends kneecap, and I was able to run away safely


I was hiking with my buddy. Suddenly, a 10ft grizzly bear appeared out of nowhere.

The bear started to charge at both of us. Luckily, I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my buddy's kneecap was all it took. I walked away at a comfortable pace.

A hike with my girlfriend

Once I was hiking in the woods with my girlfriend when suddenly a huge bear charged right at us. We must've gotten close to her cubs or something. Luckily, I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took to get away.

What did the man, who had his kneecap replaced by that of a child's, say when he bumped his leg on a table?

Ow, my kidney!

Kneecap

My kneecaps looks like a knee-fedora

What do you call a black kneecap protection?

A knee gear

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kneecap recoil jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kneecap tibia piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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