Knee Surgery Jokes
9 knee surgery jokes and hilarious knee surgery puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about knee surgery that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Knee surgery jokes are the perfect way to lighten the mood before and after your operation. Whether you’re the patient or the doctor, these knee-slappers will have you rolling on the floor.
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What is a good knee surgery joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
To celebrate my cake day, here's a joke that gave me a giggle
An old lady walks into a dental surgery, sits down in the chair, lifts her knees up and spreads her legs.
Dentist: 'Miss, I believe you're in the wrong room'.
Woman: 'You put my husbands new teeth in last week. I'm here to have them removed'.
A man is going in for surgery...
And right as he's about to go under, he asks the doctor: "Doc, will I be able to play piano after this?" The doctor says, "Of course you will, this surgery is just on your knee. Why do you ask?" The man replies, "Well I don't play at the moment, but I've always wanted an easy way to do it."
I didn't think my knee replacement surgery would help.
I stand corrected.
I had to get knee surgery the other day...
now my knee is a faux-knee
A Chinese guy was recuperating from joint surgery at a hospital.
The doctor who came to check on him said -
Knee, how?
I kneed a knee pun
Title says it all: any knee puns to go on a joke t-shirt for someone recovering post-acl surgery?
Thanks!
Why does Lionel Ritchie need knee surgery?
He was dancing on the ceiling all night long hello?
What should you NOT say to someone who underwent a Titanium knee surgery?
Irony
I recently hurt my knee and I decided to get surgery in Africa
Where the knee grows
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