Knee Slapper Jokes

24 knee slapper jokes and hilarious knee slapper puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about knee slapper that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Knee Slapper Short Jokes

Short knee slapper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The knee slapper humour may include short knee slapping jokes also.

  1. Have you guys heard the joke about the airplane? I'd tell it, but it'd go over your heads....
    OP will deliver knee slappers and humdingers!
  2. My fiance, feeling a bit under the weather, just blurted out this knee-s**... at 3AM... Why does bill nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?
    Because of the Nye Quill.
  3. Have you heard the one about the dwarf who abuses his tall wife? It's a little offensive.
    But a real knee s**....
  4. I know a joke about an abusive dwarf and his tall wife. A little offensive. But a real knee s**....
  5. Did you hear the one about the short person who tried to start a fight? It's a real knee knee-s**..., I tell ya!
  6. Another knee-s**... by my 8 year old brother. Which president likes doing laundry?
    George WASHING-A-TON.
    He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.
  7. Why did people laugh at the doctor who lost his reflex hammer? He was a real knee-s**....
  8. Wanna hear a joke about legs? It's a real knee s**....
    And that pun was only calf of the joke.

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Knee Slapper One Liners

Which knee slapper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with knee slapper? I can suggest the ones about knee slap and knee.

  1. What else can you call a knee-s**...? Some fun knee s**....
  2. What's a comedians favorite wrestling move??¿? The Knee s**...
  3. Did you hear about the fighting dwarf? He's funny. A real knee-s**....
  4. Heres a good knee s**... my life
  5. This ones a knee s**...
  6. Why does Santa have a garden? So he can h**...-h**...-h**...! ^^^^^That's_a_knee_slapper...

Comedy Knee Slapper Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about knee slapper you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean slap jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make knee slapper pranks.

The ad in the paper said, "You think you're funny? Tell us your best pun, and you'll win a $200 Amazon gift card!"

Well, I just couldn't resist. I sat down and wrote not one, but 10 of my best knee-slappers, rib-ticklers, and witty turns-of-phrase. I sent my list of comedy gold to the paper, and then began daydreaming about what I would do with $200.
The day on which the paper announced the contest winner finally arrived! I scanned, and then carefully read the full-page of submissions, but the truth stared me in the face. Of my submissions that should have won, no pun in ten did.

h**..., Stalin, and Napolean are complaining in the afterlife...

h**... whines "if I had Russian oil, I would have flattened Moscow."
Stalin replies "if I had the German Lufftwaffe, I would have taken over all of Europe."
Then Napolean says "if I had Russian and German p**... nobody would know I had lost."
Not a knee-s**..., but it's probably not a repost.

A high school English teacher is doing a lesson on how words modify to make new meanings.

The teacher explained: The word slap can be used as an action, a game, and a joke. You see, slap to the face is an action, slap jack is a card game, and a knee s**... is a joke.
But as you see, words need adjacent words to take on a new meaning. There is no word that can be an action, game and a joke just as it is.
A kid in the back of the room interrupted and asked, what about the word Trump?

Chemistry Puns

What do you do with a dying chemist? If you can't helium, you might as well barium. That joke was quite the knee-s**..., wasn't it. I certainly slapped my neon that one. It was just so-dium funny. Why do chemists like high altitudes? The views arsenic. If you're not laughing yet, don't worry. I'm only through with hafnium. Come on, I think ironed some laughter for that one. Where do chemists wash their dishes? In the zinc. I'm sorry if you didn't like that one. I'm no einsteinium. I would tell you another one, but I think they all argon.