Knee Joint Jokes
9 knee joint jokes and hilarious knee joint puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about knee joint that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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what are cows knees called?
burger joints
My niece calls me ankle...
I call here knees
We are a joint family!
Bragging Doctors
Doc 1 bragged, "I had a patient once who blew out his ACL & MCL. I reconstructed his knee, and 2 years later he completed the Boston marathon."
Doc 2 replied, "That's nothing! I had a patient who was in a head-on collision with a truck. I reconstructed virtually all of his joints and more, and later he won an Olympic gold medal in the decathlon."
Doc 3 chucked condescendingly. "Child's play. I had a patient who was in a horrible e**.... He was blown to bits. All they found was a huge, gaping a**.... I put a suit and tie on it, and now he's the owner and general manager of the Dallas Cowboys!"
"I enjoy a joint every now and then"
"Usually a knee or an elbow" said the cannibal.
Why did the pothead have weak knees and elbows?
He didnt have any joints.
I once called Michael Jackson to tell him that I had injured the joint in the middle of my leg.
He said **"A knee? Are you OK?"**
Iron Man's leg joint is contrary to what's expected.
Iron knee.
Patient: Doc, I'd give my left nut to fix my knee
Doc: So you are asking for a ball joint?
A Chinese guy was recuperating from joint surgery at a hospital.
The doctor who came to check on him said -
Knee, how?
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