Knee Cap Jokes
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A Polish joke
A Polish man named Wojciech was fed up with being called a dumb p**... by every one he met. So one day he decided to pretend to be German. Wearing Liederhosen, knee socks and a feathered cap, he walked into a shop and told the man behind the counter:
"Hello my name is Rolf and I would like to buy some schnitzel, some saurbraten, some pretzels and some beer."
The counterman said "Get outta here you dumb p**...!".
Wojciech cried, "No no no! I am German! Don't you see my Liederhosen? Why do you think I am Polish?"
The counterman says "This is a hardware store."
My grandma had a scare when she felt a lump under her breast
Turns out it was just her knee cap
f**... procession
Jim and Bob are playing golf when Jim notices the f**... procession go by on the highway. He kneels on one knee and takes off his golf cap as it goes by. After the procession is gone, Bob helps Jim up and pats him on the back, all while saying, That was so nice and thoughtful of you! Jim lines up his next shot and comments, I felt it was the right thing to do, after all we were married for 43 years.
What do you call a leg wearing a hat?
A knee cap!
Q: Why do we have knee caps?
A: cuz TWO IS ENOUGH!
What did the man who is in dire need of a kidney transplant say to the young man with a broken knee cap?
I don't need your bad kid knees.
My lady friend told me she wishes to find a love so strong that it makes her weak in the knees
So I broke her knee caps.
A young mother was playing with her son at the beach..
After a few minutes of playing, a huge wave splashes in shore, covering mother and son. When the wave had receded the mother saw that her son was gone, except for his blue baseball cap.
The mother dropped to her knees, stretched her arms to the sky screaming: I'll do anything!! Just bring me back my boy!!
A few seconds later a second huge wave slammed on shore. When it receded back to the ocean, the son was sitting happily playing in the sand.
The mother looks at the boy, but then puts her hands on her hips and looked at the sky. HE HAD A HAT!!!
UNBELIEVABLE!!! Woman Stops Grizzly Attack With 25 Caliber p**... !
This is a story of self-control and marksmanship with an itsy bitsy shooter by a woman against a fierce predator.
What is the smallest caliber you trust to protect yourself?
While out hiking in Alberta, Canada with my boyfriend, we were surprised by a huge grizzly bear charging at us from out of nowhere. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive.
If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire with me I would not be here today!
Just one shot to my boyfriend's knee cap was all it took. The bear got him and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.
It's one of the best pistols in my collection.
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