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Hilarious Kneady Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

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I broke up with my baker girlfriend

She was getting too knead-y

I'm sorry, but no matter how attractive they are, I will never be able to date a baker.

They're too kneady.

You should never date a baker.

They're too kneady.

How is Kim Kardashian similar to dough?

Both are very kneady.
Also yeast, lots of yeast.

What does the charity run by cats do with their donations?

Help out the kneady.

I used to date a baker...

But she was too kneady.

What did the countertop say to the pizza dough?

You're so kneady.

Well, I had to break up with the baker i've been dating

She was just too kneady

Why did Mrs Dough divorce Mr Dough?

He was too kneady

I could never date a baker...

They're far too kneady

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