Knead Jokes

Knead in some laughs with these hilarious jokes about kneading dough for loaves of bread, massage therapists, and more! Learn how this craft of bakery work is a source of amusement and get some laughs out of the process.

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My local college has a scheme that lets student earn their tuition by working in the on campus bakery.

The opportunity isn't open to everyone. It's run on a strictly knead to know basis.

My girlfriend asked me why I work at the bakery if I don't enjoy it.

I told her it's because I knead the dough.

A father asked his son how baking school was going

"I knead some dough."

Is the bakery hiring?

Cause I think I'll knead a little bit of dough to get by.

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Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

How do bakers share their professional secrets?

Purely on the knead to know basis.

I decided to start working at a bakery...

I knead the dough.

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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

"Oh baby got what I knead!"

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Make sure you always tip the people who make your pizza...

They knead the dough.

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

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What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me?

Why'd the baker resort to prostitution?

Because they knead the dough.

Being a baker is a great side-job...

...especially when I knead the dough.

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

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how does a bakery know when to make more bread?

on a knead the dough basis

Bakeries are very dependent on money

They knead the dough.

I have a super secret baking recipe for bread

...Unfortunately it's on a knead to dough basis

I understand why bakers are addicted to baking bread.

Sometimes they just knead it.

Bakers have a weird way of trading bread recipes.

Its done on a knead to know basis. Gotta get the dough somehow

Why are bakers so secretive?

Because they work on a knead to know basis

Five years and she was leaving.

The dough was walking down the steps with her packed bag refusing to look back. The baker wanted to know what it was he had to say, but there were no words for him to find there. He reached a hand out at the air behind her and whispered, "Please, I knead you."

People often ask me why I decided to become a baker.

It's because I knead the dough.

I whispered to my kids, "Have you all heard about the top secret bakery?"

They all looked at me blankly, so I replied, "I didn't think so, it's on a knead to dough basis."

Is your booty made of dough...

Cause I knead it

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A worker in a bakery asked his boss for a raise.

When asked to provide a reason why, he replied, "I knead the dough."

Why are bakers so crazy for dough?

They don't want it, they knead it.

Girl, your booty is like dough...

I knead it.

Did anyone hear about the new secret bakery?

It's on a knead to Dough basis

I bought a bread-maker but the sales assistant tried to talk me out of it

He said there was no knead

Why would no fruit wanna date the handsome wholegrain bread?

Because they are in constant knead of some dough.

I asked my local baker for her amazing bread recipe.

She said it's on a knead to dough basis.

Buy our pizza

we knead the dough

Why do bakers get paid so much?

Because they knead the dough

I started working for a pizza company

I don't enjoy it, I just knead the dough

Some people like bread, sure. I mean, who doesn't want bread? But some people, like it enough to make their own...

Those people, they knead bread.

What did the pizza maker say before robbing a bank?

"I may love making pizza, but I still knead the dough."

Why are rich people bad at running a bakery?

Because they don't knead the dough

Why do Bakers need a separate toilet?

For when they knead a poo

Why won't Moses travel with Jews ever again?

Because they bring things that they don't knead

What did the baker say when he got to know his yeast were dying?

Don't go. I knead you

I work at a bakery. Why?

I knead the dough.

To make bread...

You knead dough

I got fired from my job at Domino's that I didn't really care about and didn't do any work at anyway

I told my boss that's okay I don't even knead the dough

Why are artisan bakeries so expensive?

Because the bakers knead the dough..

I asked my local baker the secret to making two loaves of bread at once...

He said "It's a knead two dough basis..."

I'm the laziest baker ever, so I was actually happy when someone stole my sourdough.

Whoever it was, I'm sure they knead it more than I did.

Did you know Liberty Mutual customizes your home bread making experience?

You only pay for what you knead.

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