Knead Dough Jokes
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- I used to work in a bakery, didn't really enjoy it and the pay wasn't great... I just kneaded the dough
I'm sorry, I'll leave now... - I whispered to my kids, "Have you all heard about the top secret bakery?" They all looked at me blankly, so I replied, "I didn't think so, it's on a knead to dough basis."
- Why are rich people bad at running a bakery? Because they don't knead the dough
- I decided to start working at a bakery... I knead the dough.
- My girlfriend asked me why I work at the bakery if I don't enjoy it. I told her it's because I knead the dough.
- Why are bakers so crazy for dough? They don't want it, they knead it.
- I have a super secret baking recipe for bread ...Unfortunately it's on a knead to dough basis
- What did the pizza maker say before robbing a bank? "I may love making pizza, but I still knead the dough."
- I got a new job at a bakery. I took the job because I kneaded the dough.
- A father asked his son how baking school was going "I knead some dough."
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- I used to work in a pizza shop It didn't pay much but I kneaded the dough.
- Why are pizza makers always poor? Because they knead dough to make a living.
- Why do bakers go into business? Because they knead the dough
- Why do bakers start working so early in the morning? Because they knead dough.
- Is the bakery hiring? Cause I think I'll knead a little bit of dough to get by.
- Being a baker is a great side-job... ...especially when I knead the dough.
- I got a job at a bakery Because I really kneaded the dough
- What did the baker say when he found his lost dough? That's exactly what I kneaded!
- Why did the baker rob the bank? Because he kneads the dough.
- What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost? That's just what I kneaded!
- Why did I accept a job at a bakery? I kneaded the dough.
- Why does the baker bake? Because he kneads the dough.
- Why did the baker become a theif? Because he kneaded the dough
- I started working for a pizza company I don't enjoy it, I just knead the dough
- Why did the baker go to work? He kneaded the dough!
Knead Dough Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about knead dough you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean baking bread jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make knead dough pranks.
Remembering a great icon.
Dear friends,
It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following. Please join
me in remembering a great icon.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Cap'n Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours as long- time
friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he -- even
still, as a crusty old man -- was considered a roll model for millions.
Toward the end, it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no
tart.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The f**... was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.
Just robbed a bakery
I kneaded the dough.
Why did the baker have so many customers?
He desperately kneaded the dough!
Dough Boy
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71.
He was buried Friday in one of the biggest funerals in years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies.
The graveside was piled high with flours, as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew he was kneaded".
Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, and wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model to millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They had two children, and one in the oven.
The f**... was at 3:50 for 20 minutes.
Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?
He didn't knead any more dough.
Have you heard about the baker who invested wisely and got to retire early?
He no longer kneaded the dough!
Why did the baker take out a loan?
He kneaded dough.
Why did the baker rob the back?
He kneaded the dough.
What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?
"Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"
Why do people become bakers?
Because they knead the dough. (Kneading hand motions required during recital.)
Why did the Baker rob the Banker?
Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk
If I'm a baker, you're the dough.. I knead you.
I work at a bar, don't like it but it pays good.
I just kneaded the Dough.
Why did the poor man become a baker?
He really kneaded the dough alot
Make sure you always tip the people who make your pizza...
They knead the dough.
How do most bakers get their start in the industry?
They knead dough
What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?
"You are no longer kneaded."
What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?
You're my life's devotion. I knead you!
What did the bread dough say to his girlfriend before he went off to war?
Sorry babe, I was kneaded.
Why do bakers work so hard?
Because they knead the dough.
What did the unused dough say to the baker?
Why don't you knead me?
Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?
He kneaded the dough
Why'd the baker resort to prostitution?
Because they knead the dough.
Food scientists are reportedly working on a new helium-infused dough
Which is great, in case you knead to get high.
What made me become a baker?
I kneaded the dough.
Why/How do bakers work?
They knead the dough.
What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?
I don't knead you anymore.
For some reason I keep making bread puns
Dough I knead to stop
Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?
Because he really kneaded the dough.
(please forgive me for that awful pun)
Why do people refer to money as "dough"?
Because you knead it.
I got a job at a bakery today
I kneaded the dough.
My sister while kneading dough:
"This hand workout dough!"
My grandmothers dough pressing technique is top secret
It's on a knead to know basis
how does a bakery know when to make more bread?
on a knead the dough basis
Why do people choose to become bakers?
Because they knead the dough.
Why was the baker and the dough a strong couple?
The baker kneads the dough...
Bakeries are very dependent on money
They knead the dough.
Bakers have a weird way of trading bread recipes.
Its done on a knead to know basis. Gotta get the dough somehow
Five years and she was leaving.
The dough was walking down the steps with her packed bag refusing to look back. The baker wanted to know what it was he had to say, but there were no words for him to find there. He reached a hand out at the air behind her and whispered, "Please, I knead you."
Bread is classified information!
It's on a knead-to-dough basis.
What did the pizza dough sing to the pizza chef?
"I neeed you to knead me"
A baker was training his protege in the kitchen.
The protege gets hungry and starts eating some dough he found on the counter. The baker gets mad and yells, "Hey! I kneaded that!"
People often ask me why I decided to become a baker.
It's because I knead the dough.
A baker once gave me the secret to dill flavoured bread
"You really gotta knead that dill dough"
Did you know that dough is necessary to have bread?
In other words: you knead dough to make bread
Is your b**... made of dough...
Cause I knead it
A worker in a bakery asked his boss for a raise.
When asked to provide a reason why, he replied, "I knead the dough."
A guy was in a bakery and accidentally pushed open the door to the back room.
To his surprise, he saw one of the bakers lying down n**... on a counter, kneading bread dough on his chest. The guy turned and said to another baker, "That's the oddest thing I have ever seen." The baker replied, "You should see him make the doughnuts!"
A baker approaches a crime scene and asks the cop what happened...
"Sorry, that's on a knead to dough basis."
Girl, your b**... is like dough...
I knead it.
I have a top secret bread recipe
I'd tell you but, it's on a knead to dough basis
Did anyone hear about the new secret bakery?
It's on a knead to Dough basis
Glass shard pizza dough?!
Nobody kneads that!
Why would no fruit wanna date the handsome wholegrain bread?
Because they are in constant knead of some dough.
I asked my local baker for her amazing bread recipe.
She said it's on a knead to dough basis.
Buy our pizza
we knead the dough
Why do bakers get paid so much?
Because they knead the dough
Why did Papa John sue Papa John's?
He kneaded the dough.
Bakers are desperate thieves.
(They really knead the dough.)
Did you knead this?
Friend: "What?"
Me: "This." *shows bread dough*
Friend: "Uh.. no?"
Me: "So who did?"
Why did the baker ask for money?
He kneaded the dough
What did the pizzeria owner say while having withdrawals?
Give me the dough, I KNEAD IT
I took the job at a bakery
because I kneaded dough..