Kms Jokes
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Mercedes for Sale @ $1
Someone put up this advertisement.
No one believed it, but one old man responded and went to see the car.
The Lady actually sold him a Mercedes, which had done just 12,000 kms, for $1.
She handed him the papers and the Car keys. Deal done.
As the old man was leaving, he said "I would die of suspense if you don't tell me why this car was sold so cheap?"
The Lady replied "I am just fulfilling the will of my deceased husband, where all money receievd from sale of his Mercedes would go to his Secretary".
Mercedes for Sale @ $100
Mercedes for Sale @ $100
Someone put up this advertisement.
No one believed it could be true so no one responded, but an old man responded and went to see the car.
The Lady actually sold him a Mercedes, which had done just 12,000 Kms, for $100.
She handed him the papers and the car keys.
Deal done.
As the old man was leaving, he said, "I shall die of suspense if you don't tell me why this car was sold so cheap?"
The Lady replied, "I am just fulfilling the will of my deceased husband, where it's written that the money received from the sale of his Mercedes would go to his Secretary ..."
I s**... indentify as kilometers per second
Because I want to km/s
I s**... identify as a measurement of speed
Cuz I'm a loner and wanna km/s
Ship was sinking. An oldman asked Roby, How far is land ?
Roby: 2 KMs.
oldman jumped into sea.
oldman : Now, which direction?
Roby: Downwards!
I wish I was the Metric System....
Because I really wanna km/s.
Are you a metric unit of velocity?
Because you make me want to km/s
I wish I was the speed of kilometres
So I can km/s
A group of scientists and engineers teamed up to create the best and more responsive set of Breaks and Tires. That's like 120 km/h to 0 km/s in 2 seconds...
... now they need to create the strongest windshield.
How does the depressed teenager measure speed?
Km/S
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