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Funniest Klux Short Jokes

Short klux jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The klux humour may include short preacher jokes also.

  1. Did you guys hear about Evil Kinevil's brother Ku Klux Kenivel? He tried to break a world record by jumping over 1000 black men with a steam roller.
  2. Have you ever heard of Ku Klux Knievel? I hadn't either until he tried jumping 14 black guys and 6 Mexicans in a steam roller.
  3. Have you heard of Evil Knievals brother Ku Klux Knievel? He once tried to jump 50 black mean on a steamroller.
  4. this one is courtesy of a friend of mine... so did you hear about ku klux kineeval(sorry if ,misspelled)... ...he tried to jump 20 black guys while on a steamroller!
  5. Have you heard of Ku Klux Knievel? He tried to jump over 50 black people with a steamroller.
  6. If the Klu Klux k**... leaders are wizard, why don't they cast a spell to kill all those that oppose them? Because they don't have access to black magic.
  7. If the Klu Klux k**... leaders are wizards, why don't they cast a spell to kill all those that oppose them? I guess it's because they don't have access to black magic...
  8. 100 years ago, 19 white men chasing down a black man was called the Klu Klux k**... Now it's called Formula 1
    *Ku Kluk k**...
  9. The Ku Klux k**...... It's worth joining just to find out the name of the brilliant laundry detergent they use.
  10. How does the motorcycle of a Ku Klux k**... member sounds like? Runnnnnnnnnnnnigganigganigganigaanigga

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Klux One Liners

Which klux one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with klux? I can suggest the ones about tolerate and spread.

  1. What do you call a group of racist shellfish? The Ku Klux Klams
  2. Did you hear about the racist shellfish? He joined the Ku Klux Klam.
  3. What's racist and lives at the bottom of the ocean? Ku Klux Klam!
  4. What is the worst bad people group combo? Ku Klux Taliban
  5. What's white and sits at the bottom of the ocean? Ku Klux Klam
  6. What do you call a racist white lady? Ku klux karen.
  7. What is a racist's favorite seafood dish? Klu Klux Klam
  8. What's better than Bitcoin for the black market? The Ku Klux Koin
  9. What group does a racist coke join? The Ku Klux Kan.
  10. What do you call a white crayon? A Klu Klux Krayon
  11. I'm no racist. But those Ku Klux k**... members all look the same to me.
  12. What is the LGBT wing of the Klu Klux k**... called? The Gay KK
  13. There's a LGBT branch of Ku Klux k**... It's called, Gay-K-K
  14. What do you call a group of White-Supremacist Detectives? The Klue-Klux-k**....
  15. Do racist birds... join the Ku-Ku-Klux k**...?

Ku Klux Jokes

Here is a list of funny ku klux jokes and even better ku klux puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What is large, white, lies at the bottom of the ocean, and eats b**..., Catholics, and Jews? Ku Klux Klam
  • When did the hipster join klux k**...? Before it was ku.
  • Does the Ku Klux k**... hold a 3k run every year as a fund raiser? Shouldn't they? I mean, they are racists after all. The publicity just writes itself.
  • Did you hear about Ku Klux Knievel? He tried to jump over 8 b**... with a steam roller.

Klu Klux Jokes

Here is a list of funny klu klux jokes and even better klu klux puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The Klu Klux k**... is so s**... They can't even spell clan right
  • I might not be a member of the klu klux k**... But I'm a wizard in the sheets.
  • Why Klu Klux k**... members are loved in the wizarding world? Because everybody hates black magic practitioners.
    (Yep I saw the joke and modified it for a darker turn.)
  • There's a new f**... tissue brand especially for racists: Klu-Klux-Kleenex
Klux joke, There's a new f**... tissue brand especially for racists:

Klux joke, There's a new f**... tissue brand especially for racists:

Cheeky Klux Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about klux you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean horrible jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make klux pranks.

k**... Pastor

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux k**....
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."

No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet.

Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux k**.... I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

What do you call it when white supremacists take over the government?

Coup klux k**...

A racist poet

Would probably be part of
The Haiku Klux k**...

Klux joke, What is a racist's favorite seafood dish?