Klondike Jokes
28 klondike jokes and hilarious klondike puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about klondike that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Klondike Short Jokes
Short klondike jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The klondike humour may include short klondike bar jokes also.
- If big hairy, grizzly gay guys are bears... Does that mean we can call big grizzly gay girls Klondikes?
- What do you call an Alaskan homosexual? A Klondike
- What questioned started the Holocaust? What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
- What do you call a lesbian in Alaska? A Klondike!
- Where is the best place to find Eskimo l**...? At the Klondike Bar.
- Where do l**... in Alaska go to meet up? The Klondike Bar
- l**... up north. What do you call a lesbian up north?
Klondike - I wouldn't create a palindrome for a Klondike Bar. But I'd... m**... for a jar of red r**....
- What do l**... in Alaska sing? What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.
- Where do twin l**... party? Klondike Bar
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Klondike One Liners
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- What do you call a frozen lesbian? A klondike.
- If Eve doomed the entire human race for an apple... What would she do for a Klondike Bar?
- What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to? Klondike Bars
- What is a lesbian's favorite ice cream? A Klondike Bar
- Where do lesbian eskimos go for drinks? They go to a Klondike Bar.
- Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
- Eve cursed us all for an apple. What would she do for a Klondike bar?
- A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
- Forget Klondike... What would I do for an open bar.
- What do you call lesbiam eskimos? Klondikes
- What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.
- What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Pay somebody a dollar.
- If Adam and Eve doomed the earth for a apple... what would they do for a Klondike bar?
- What would you doooooooo? for a klondike bar?
- What did the Klondike Bar say to Jesus? What would you do.
Laughable Klondike Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about klondike you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean studs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make klondike pranks.
I hung my head as I sat in a fetal position on the floor, trying to choke back the tears.
I hung my head as I sat in a fetal position on the floor, trying to choke back the tears.
"Are you okay?" She asked.
I couldn't speak. I'd done some crazy things in my life, but this time I had sunk to a new low. I still shuddered inside at the thought of what had just happened.
"You knew what you were getting into." She said. "You agreed up front."
I had agreed, true, but now I felt dirty and used.
"We'll talk tomorrow" she said, as she slid the Klondike bar toward me.
A guy in a Canadian city wants to get hammered.
He goes up to the local pub with a strong man blocking his way.
"I want to drink the night away!"
The muscular guard takes off his sunglasses and says,
"What would you do for a Klondike bar?"
