The Best 15 Klondike Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Klondike jokes. There are some klondike euchre jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these klondike klondike bar puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Klondike Jokes and Puns

Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.

What do you call a frozen lesbian?

A klondike.

If Eve doomed the entire human race for an apple...

What would she do for a Klondike Bar?

Klondike joke, If Eve doomed the entire human race for an apple...

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

What is a lesbian's favorite ice cream?

A Klondike Bar


Where do lesbians in Alaska go to meet up?

The Klondike Bar

A guy in a Canadian city wants to get hammered.

He goes up to the local pub with a strong man blocking his way.

"I want to drink the night away!"

The muscular guard takes off his sunglasses and says,

"What would you do for a Klondike bar?"

Klondike joke, A guy in a Canadian city wants to get hammered.

Where do lesbian eskimos go for drinks?

They go to a Klondike Bar.

Lesbians up north.

What do you call a lesbian up north?
Klondike

Eve cursed us all for an apple.

What would she do for a Klondike bar?

Forget Klondike...

What would I do for an open bar.

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I wouldn't create a palindrome for a Klondike Bar. But I'd...

Murder for a jar of red rum.

What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.

What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?

Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

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