Klingons Jokes

Funniest Klingons Short Jokes

Short klingons jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The klingons humour may include short enterprise jokes also.

1. Toilet paper is sort of like the Starship Enterprise it circles uranus looking for Klingons
2. Not to be a racist But I feel the natural enemies of the Klingons shouldn't be humans it should be the Teflons.
3. Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom? Because he was fighting the Klingons.
4. A survey revealed that People who speak more than one language are considered more attractive. Unless that language is Klingon
5. My favorite joke of all time: What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common? They circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
6. How fast can Klingon's run? About Warf speed.
   My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
7. What's the difference between a Starfleet captain and a Klingon? Nobody got mad when a new series with a bald Starfleet captain aired
8. They should make Star Trek toilet paper... ...so you can help wipe Klingons off Uranus.
   (been a while since this one's been around. Just heard it again today from my 5 year old niece)
9. On Halloween, a werewolf went out dressed as a Klingon, but got lost He's a Wear-Worf Where-Wolf
10. No one in the Star Trek universe knows how to tie a neck tie. They're all use to Klingons.

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Klingons One Liners

Which klingons one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with klingons? I can suggest the ones about alien and .

1. What do you call a very short Klingon? DeWorf.
2. Where do Klingons store their leftovers? Zip'loc!
3. What did the Klingon say to the flight attendant? Today is a good day to fly.
4. Why do Star Trek fans never grow out of it? They just Klingon to it
5. Where do Klingons buy their shoes? Kahless ShoeSource
6. Here at the Klingon Hairdressing Institute It is a good day to dye.
7. Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan? Because they are such Kling-ons.
8. What is Captain Kirk's least favorite fruit? Klingon peaches
9. How do Worf and Gowron save themselves from falling? They Klingon.
10. What do you call the bits of toilet paper that's stuck on you after wiping? A Klingon
11. why was the Star Ship Enterprise circling Uranus? they were looking for Klingons
12. Why are aliens bad at high-fives? Because they always klingon!
13. Why do Klingons feel very little pain? They produce a lot of endworfins.
14. Where do you find Klingons? On Uranus.
15. My Dad made this one up.... What do Butts and Startrek have in common?
    ----Klingons ;)

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What funny jokes about klingons you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make klingons pranks.