Klingon Jokes
30 klingon jokes and hilarious klingon puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about klingon that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Klingon Short Jokes
Short klingon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The klingon humour may include short interstellar jokes also.
- Toilet paper is sort of like the Starship Enterprise it circles uranus looking for Klingons
- What does the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons.
- What do the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for klingons.
- What does a roll of toilet paper and the U.S.S. Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for klingons.
- Not to be a racist But I feel the natural enemies of the Klingons shouldn't be humans it should be the Teflons.
- What does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They're both en route to uranus to wipe out the klingons
- Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom? Because he was fighting the Klingons.
- What do toilet paper and the USS Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons!
Happy Star Trek day - A survey revealed that People who speak more than one language are considered more attractive. Unless that language is Klingon
- Why is the USS Enterprise like toilet paper? It circles Uranus and wipes out any Klingons.
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Klingon One Liners
Which klingon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with klingon? I can suggest the ones about enterprise and reboot.
- What do you call a very short Klingon? DeWorf.
- Where do Klingons store their leftovers? Zip'loc!
- What did the Klingon say to the flight attendant? Today is a good day to fly.
- Why do Star Trek fans never grow out of it? They just Klingon to it
- Where do Klingons buy their shoes? Kahless ShoeSource
- Here at the Klingon Hairdressing Institute It is a good day to dye.
- Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan? Because they are such Kling-ons.
- What is Captain Kirk's least favorite fruit? Klingon peaches
- How do Worf and Gowron save themselves from falling? They Klingon.
- It's like my Klingon hairdresser said: It's a good day to dye.
- What do you call the bits of toilet paper that's stuck on you after wiping? A Klingon
- why was the Star Ship Enterprise circling Uranus? they were looking for Klingons
- How is Star Trek like toilet paper? It circles Uranus looking for Klingons.
- Why are aliens bad at high-fives? Because they always klingon!
- Why do Klingons feel very little pain? They produce a lot of endworfins.
Hilarious Klingon Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about klingon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make klingon pranks.
What's worse than Klingon food?
**Romulan music.**
My Girlfriend is super obsessed with Star Trek...
So one day we went rock climbing and we were talking about species, I asked her: "How many can you name?" She gave me a grin and said "Roluman, Bajoran, Cardassian, Ferengi, Borg..." She got preoccupied and fell to the bottom of the cliff. "You forgot to Kling-On!"
What's the difference between a Starfleet captain and a Klingon?
Nobody got mad when a new series with a bald Starfleet captain aired
I've noticed a lot of translated jokes lately, and wanted to try one myself
so here's one translated to Klingon:
'ar SuvwI' screw neH lightbulb tlhap 'oH?
chay' yong chaH pa' je wa'DIch Daq Sovlu'chugh vIneH!
On Halloween, a werewolf went out dressed as a Klingon, but got lost
He's a Wear-Worf Where-Wolf
What do Vulcan l**... use to have s**...?
A Klingon
What do you call a Klingon f**...?
Chemical Worf-Air.
