Klepto Jokes
35 klepto jokes and hilarious klepto puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about klepto that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Uproarious Klepto Jokes to Share with Friends
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I took a kleptomania exam.
It wasn't mine, but I took it anyway.
Why don't Kleptomaniacs understand puns?
They always take things literally
Why do kleptomaniacs hate puns?
Because they take things literally.
Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?
Because they take everything, literally.
Why don't kleptomaniacs like puns?
Because there are always taking things... literally.
Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?
Because they take everything, literally....
I'm a kleptomaniac
Sometimes it gets really bad and I have to take something for it.
As a kleptomaniac, I demand my rights...
And that guy's rights... And his pen...
Do you know why kleptomaniacs have such a hard time understanding puns?
Because they take things literally.
Why don't kleptomaniacs get jokes?
They take everything literally
Why was the kleptomaniac clown visiting the liquor store?
He was lifting their spirits
Why cant you tell a Kleptomaniac a joke?
Because they take things, Literally
I'm a kleptomaniac with a proclivity for stealing strategy board games.
I like to take risks.
I went to a kleptomaniacs anonymous meeting last night..
I went to grab a chair but they were already taken.
The Kleptomania Championships are tonight
Winner takes all
A kleptomaniac signed up for a cooking class,
He wanted to take a whisk.
Kleptomaniacs Anonymous
Yesterday, I attended a meeting for people suffering from kleptomania. When I walked in the room, a man greeted me and told me to take a seat, so I did. As I was leaving, he told me to put it back or he was gonna call the cops.
A kleptomaniac goes to see her doctor.
She says, "Doctor, my condition has worsened. Is there anything I can take?"
I have kleptomania
But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
How do you become a kleptomaniac?
You pick it up from other people
I'm a Kleptomaniac...
Most of the time I've got it in check but if it gets really bad I just take something for it.
I'm a kleptomaniac, but it's ok...
when it gets bad, I just take something for it.
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Klepto One Liners
Which klepto one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with klepto? I can suggest the ones about burglary and gasoline.
- What do you call stolen digestive medication? Klepto-Bismol
- Why did the klepto only knit metal sweaters? She had to...steel wool.
- What does a robber take for an upset stomach? Klepto-bismol
- Don't tell a Klepto this... ...they take everything literally.
- My friend says I'm a klepto and I took his word. It's my word now, b**...
