The Best 14 Kleenex Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kleenex jokes. There are some kleenex clingons jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kleenex shampoo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kleenex Jokes and Puns

A huge difference

There is a huge difference between when a man or a woman say "I went through a whole box of Kleenex watching that movie"

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

It's going to be ok...

Yesterday I ended up in the hospital. Tripped over a box of Kleenex. Thankfully it was only tissue damage.

Kleenex joke, It's going to be ok...

The woman in the store

A woman walks into a store. Billy the clerk and the manager are talking away, and the woman asks the clerk where some stuff is.

Woman: "Excuse me sir, do you know where the Kleenex, toilet paper, ear cleaners, napkins, and tampons are?

The manager replies with, "Dear Lord Billy, help her! She's leaking from every hole!"

I asked my secret crush if she wanted to invest in my new invention idea, chloroform kleenex.

She decided to sleep on it...at my place.


I ran out of kleenex

So I have been masturbating into dollar bills.

I guess you could say my financial situation is a little sticky.

Come In Handy...

- Dad: Here's some Kleenex
- Me: Thanks, that's really gonna come in handy next time.

Kleenex joke, Come In Handy...

What's the difference between a male and a female?

The reason they use a box of Kleenex during a movie.

Whats the difference between Kleenex and the starship Enterprise?

They both circle Uranus searching for Clingons

One time I had to blow my nose and didn't have Kleenex, so I used a sock.

Sadly, that wasn't the only thing I had used the sock for that day.

What do you get when you break up with your girlfriend in the shower?

A Kleenex

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I came into a lot of money recently

Which was strange to me cause I usually use Kleenex.

Son, when you were born I promised you that I would make sure that you would be a household name.

So you see, that's why I named you Kleenex.

How do you ensure the Letter Y has a clean bathroom experience?

A Kleenex.

That will be all.

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We suggest to use only working kleenex kotex piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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