Kleenex Jokes
10 kleenex jokes and hilarious kleenex puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kleenex that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hilarious Kleenex Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What is a good kleenex joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A huge difference
There is a huge difference between when a man or a woman say "I went through a whole box of Kleenex watching that movie"
One of my coworkers approached me with a very runny nose.
"I was wondering if you had a Kleenex?"
I said, "Far from it, that's why I left her."
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
It's going to be ok...
Yesterday I ended up in the hospital. Tripped over a box of Kleenex. Thankfully it was only tissue damage.
The woman in the store
A woman walks into a store. Billy the clerk and the manager are talking away, and the woman asks the clerk where some stuff is.
Woman: "Excuse me sir, do you know where the Kleenex, toilet paper, ear cleaners, napkins, and tampons are?
The manager replies with, "Dear Lord Billy, help her! She's leaking from every hole!"
I asked my secret crush if she wanted to invest in my new invention idea, chloroform kleenex.
She decided to sleep on it...at my place.
I ran out of kleenex
So I have been m**... into dollar bills.
I guess you could say my financial situation is a little sticky.
Come In Handy...
- Dad: Here's some Kleenex
- Me: Thanks, that's really gonna come in handy next time.
What's the difference between a male and a female?
The reason they use a box of Kleenex during a movie.
Whats the difference between Kleenex and the starship Enterprise?
They both circle Uranus searching for Clingons
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