Klansman Jokes
26 klansman jokes and hilarious klansman puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about klansman that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Three members of the k**... walk into a bar...
They sit at the back in full costume.
The first k**... thinks to himself, "If the black guy at the bar tries to pull off my hood, I'll kill him!"
The second k**... thinks to himself, "If the gay guy at the bar tries to pull off my hood, I'll kill him!"
The third k**... thinks to himself, "If someone pulls off my hood, the gay black guy at the bar will recognize me from last night, and these two will kill me!"
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A Russian spy, a k**..., and televangelist walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry. Republican Convention is next door."
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Why was the man holding a sign that said "I Hate Gingers" ?
Because he was a dyslexic k**....
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What do you call a k**... with a f**...?
Black toes intolerant
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Did you hear about the bread-less k**... who couldn't drink milk?
He lacked toast and tolerance.
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A doctor, a k**..., and a governor walk into a bar...
Oh wait, it's just Ralph Northam.
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What is a k**...'s favorite ingredient to bake with?
White flour
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The GOP are already polluting our rivers.
Found a k**... at the bottom of one not too long ago.
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What was the k**... hoarding at the grocery store?
White flour!
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White Powder ... shouted the
c**... addicted k**....
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What did the k**... say to the Muslim?
Psst...Who washes your ... sheets?
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What did the k**... give kids on Halloween?
Racist Peanut Butter Cups
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What did the k**... with a speech impediment say after he was kicked out of the k**... for having minority grandparents?
"Alwight."
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What do you call a baby k**...?
You call that a little racist
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Klansman One Liners
Which klansman one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with klansman? I can suggest the ones about infidel and ginger.
- What do you call a k**... with a f**...? Black toes intolerant
- A doctor, a k**..., and a governor walk into a bar... Oh wait, it's just Ralph Northam.
- What is a k**...'s favorite ingredient to bake with? White flour
- What was the k**... hoarding at the grocery store? White flour!
- White Powder ... shouted the c**... addicted k**....
- What did the k**... say to the Muslim? Psst...Who washes your ... sheets?
- What did the k**... give kids on Halloween? Racist Peanut Butter Cups
- What do you call a baby k**...? You call that a little racist
- How to circumcise a k**...? - Kick his sister in the chin
- What did the Welshman say to the k**...? Llandudno
- What do you call four k**... pushing a pickup truck? w**...
- What's a k**...'s favorite chess piece? A white knight.
