Kkk Jokes
118 kkk jokes and hilarious kkk puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kkk that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Kkk Short Jokes
Short kkk jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kkk humour may include short jokes also.
- I couldn't join the k**... if I wanted to, my bloodline isn't pure enough. Turns out my parents weren't even related.
- As the k**... are so full of hate, bigotry and want to rid America of others... Should we call them Vanilla Isis ?
- I don't understand why everyone thinks the k**... are racist. Every week at our meetings there's always tons of black people hanging around.
- The Imperial Wizard of the k**... was just found dead near a river in Missouri... Man, the moment the EPA gets threatened people start dropping w**... in our water.
- What do goths and the k**... have in common? They don't have to worry about mixing darks and lights in their washing machines.
- Did you know, the k**... were actually the first people to celebrate black history month? If they saw you, and you were black, you were history.
- If two k**... members get in a fight... And someone else nearby gets hit, do they get caught in the cross fire?
- I think my boyfriend is a member of the k**... Because he is a wizard under the sheets.
- Breaking: Bus Carrying 53 k**... Members Overturns on I-95 There were some minor injuries, but they're all white
- What is the k**...'s favourite football (soccer) club? Blackburn
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Kkk One Liners
Which kkk one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kkk? I can suggest the ones about and .
- What do racist have for breakfast? Special K-K-K
- What's a stuttering racist's favorite way to make coffer? K-K-K cups
- Did you hear about the dyslexic k**... member? He went around killing gingers.
- What's the similarity between Nike and the k**...? They both make black men run faster.
- Did you hear about the dyslexic k**... member? He really hates gingers
- I saw a midget in a k**... outfit today I think he is a little racist.
- Is the k**... a good source of Potassium? Yes, because they're all bananas.
- What do Nike and k**... have in common? They both make a black person run faster.
- Kim, Khloe and Kourtney... The only k**... black men are allowed into
- Y'know, the k**... actually do have some good points on their hats
- Why did the k**... member buy a night light? He was afraid of the dark.
- What do the US police force and the k**... have in common? An uncomfortable amount.
- Today I met a midget in a k**... outfit. I knew right away he was a little racist.
- Your mom is so fat and racist... Her bra size is k**...
- Why is the k**... bad at math? They don't believe in integration.
Kkk Rally Jokes
Here is a list of funny kkk rally jokes and even better kkk rally puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I went to the k**... rally expecting it to be totally boring. But you know what? It was all-white.
- Hoist the colors high! Something you'd rather hear a pirate say than yelled at a k**... rally.
- Now I'm the last person to be racist... Because I'm always late to the k**... rallies!
- How did Elmer Fudd's k**... rally go? It was all white
- There are 2 kinds of people at every k**... rally. Cops and undercover cops.
- The speaker at the podium was talking about preserving pure blood lines and AK-"something or other." Not sure if it was a dog show or a k**... recruiting rally.
- Some k**... chefs had a rally today. They marched for White Powder.
- What do BLM and k**... have in common? They both hold rallies concerning black lives...
Kkk Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about kkk you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kkk pranks.
Three members of the k**... walk into a bar...
They sit at the back in full costume.
The first k**... thinks to himself, "If the black guy at the bar tries to pull off my hood, I'll kill him!"
The second k**... thinks to himself, "If the gay guy at the bar tries to pull off my hood, I'll kill him!"
The third k**... thinks to himself, "If someone pulls off my hood, the gay black guy at the bar will recognize me from last night, and these two will kill me!"
k**... Pastor
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux k**....
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."
No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet.
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux k**.... I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
Is the k**... really that racist?
I went to one of their meetings and there were tons of black people hanging around.
What is a k**... member's favorite board game?
CROSS fire
What's a white supremacist's favorite cereal?
Special k**....
Why does the k**... wear those pointy hats?
White Wizard Hat: +10 to racist spells, -15 to black magic. It's all about the stats, man.
What kind of toothpaste does the k**... use?
Crest pro-white
Have you seen that old movie about the k**...?
I hear it's a real cult classic.
Just found about my dermatologist is a bember of k**...
Guess he has a thing for removing blackheads
Why doesn't the k**... like Halloween?
Too many spooks.
This might be a little racist to say...
..but everyone in the k**... looks the same to me.
When I first met my boyfriend, he told me he shared something in common with the k**......
He was right, that man is a wizard under the sheets.
What do you call three Karens walking into a bar?
The k**...
I'll see myself out
What do you call the Mexican k**...?
The Qué Qué Qué.
Have you heard about the Nascar driver that's in the k**...?
He's a racist.
How did the k**... member guess the name of his daughter's new black boyfriend?
They played hangman.
Why are k**... members terrible mechanics?
They never check under the hood.
What's the official sports drink of the k**...?
w**...-ade
What do you call a racist cereal?
Special k**...
How does the k**... celebrate gay pride?
With a LGBBQ.
If the k**... was meeting for lunch where would they go?
c**... Barrel.
The k**... is brought to you by the sports drink...
White Powerade
Did you know that members of the k**... thought that being touched by a person of color would cause cysts?
They were called race cysts.
Why did the k**... let the shark join them?
It was a great white.
What do you call a k**... slideshow?
A White PowerPoint
What's a k**... member's favorite car?
A black must-hang
What do call a k**... member that steals your car right in front of you?
c**... Jack.
What's the Mexican version of the k**...?
¿Que? ¿Que? ¿Que?
I tried joining the k**..., but wasn't allowed to due to my family's objections.
I was always the black sheep of the family.
What does the k**... hate the most during meetings?
A b**...
Members of the k**... are so afraid of being recognized in public...
they're literally sheeting themselves.
(This probably isn't original but I've never heard it before and thought of it while cleaning the kitchen.)
What's a k**... members favorite beverage?
w**... aid.
I don't think I'm racist but...
...the k**... all look the same to me
What do you call a racist dog from Animal Crossing?
k**... Slider
Why did the k**... member fail his calculus class?
Because he didn't believe in integration.
The k**... is a great supporter of environmentalism.
They are all about keeping the arctic white.
I got kicked out of k**... for being too racist
I told them white people can't season their food
What does Christmas and k**... have in common?
They both hang objects from trees.
Where do the k**... get their robes made?
k**... Mart
What is the theme song for the k**...?
We gon be all white
What do you call a midget in the k**...?
A little racist
[OC] Why didn't the k**... name themselves the CCC?
Because they are Not-C's
(n**...'s)
What's the dresscode for k**... members on Halloween?
s**... cell.
What does the k**... prefer to bake with?
White flour!
What is a k**... member's favorite game?
Hangman
What did the new k**... member say during his training?
"Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"
And I'll have the k**... omelet
All w**....
Does the k**... still exist?
Yeah, they just changed their name to the LAPD...
Some people may not be successful at NNN
But others are really successful at k**...
A black couple saw some k**... members today
It was like they saw a ghost
What's a k**... member's favorite donut?
"WHITE POWDER!!"
A kid comes home to his dad asking, "Can I join the k**...?"
"What?" asked the dad.
"You know the Kool Kids Klub!"
What did the k**... member say when asked how he keeps his sheets so white?
I scare the coloreds away