Kiwis Jokes
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Apparently it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethic minority, so...
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, a Dane, a Romani, a Bulgarian, a Swiss, a Greek, a Bulgarian, a Singaporean, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Hindu, a Muslim, a Monk, an Italian, a Serb, a Russian and an Ethiopian went to a bar.
The bouncer said, "I'm sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai"
Why do so many Kiwis move to Australia?
To improve the gene pool of both countries
Brits, Aussies, and Kiwis will most likely only get this:
Remember Bill and Ben, The Flowerpot Men?
One day, Bill says to Ben, "Flobadobglibglobbloobleglob!"
And Ben say, "If you loved me, you'd s**... that....."
Did you hear about Draymond Green's new comedy road show?
It's like Gallagher, but instead of watermelons he only smashes kiwis.
What do Kiwis do when they can't sleep?
Well, just like in many other cultures, they start counting lovers.
What language do Kiwis speak?
None, fruit can't talk!
Togans, Fijiins, Kiwis, Aussies, Japanese, and Koreans..
May the fourth be with you.
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