Kiwi Sheep Jokes

5 kiwi sheep jokes and hilarious kiwi sheep puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kiwi sheep that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Happy Kiwi Sheep Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What is a good kiwi sheep joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A Greek guy visits his Kiwi friend.

A Greek guy visits his kiwi friend. This friend happens to own a sheep farm and gives his friend a tour. After a while, they see a sheep that has its head stuck in the fence. The kiwi goes over and gives it a huge kick and laughs about it. He then tells the Greek that it's his turn. The Greek man walks over to the fence and sticks his head in.

A New Zealander and an Australian are walking down a track

The two mates come across a sheep with its head stuck in the fence.
Naturally, the kiwi bloke jumps over the fence, bends over, pulls down his pants and goes to town doing the s**... on the poor sheep.
Upon finishing he looks over at his aussie mate, and goes your turn bro , to which naturally the aussie bloke jumps the fence, bends over, removes his pants, and sticks his head in the fence.

A Kiwi was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck...

Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he
realised that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his
two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful
cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better
to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm
around it.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely
until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets
together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another
The only survivor was Julia Gillard.
That evening, the man brought Julia to the evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and
gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again.
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in
and leaned over to Julia and told her he hadn't had s**... for months.
Julia batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she
could do for him.
He said, 'Could you take the dog for a walk!'

Little Bo Peep had lost her sheep, and didn't know where to find them...

...but an Air Search revealed they were in the next field, with a big dirty kiwi behind them

What did the kiwi say to the cantaloupe?

You're no sheep but you'll do.

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