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Kiwi Fruit Jokes

6 kiwi fruit jokes and hilarious kiwi fruit puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kiwi fruit that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Ridiculous Kiwi Fruit Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What is a good kiwi fruit joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Never confuse a Kiwi with an Aussie.

One's a soft, hairy fruit and the other's a kiwi!

What do you call a gay New Zealander?

A kiwi fruit

Today I lost my cool, when this obnoxious, mediterranean exchange student barged into our art class. I was trying to paint the kiwi fruits we had on display for a still life. Really messed up my painting.

Nobody expects the spanish in kiwi-session.

What language do Kiwis speak?

None, fruit can't talk!

What fruit is questionable?

A kiwi.

I sat next to a Kiwi today

and you have no idea if I mean a person, bird, or fruit.

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