Kitty Jokes
45 kitty jokes and hilarious kitty puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kitty that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
These hilarious Kitty jokes are paw-sitively purr-fect for any cat lover. From bad kitties to kitty parties and kitty litter, these jokes are sure to make even the most ferocious of cats purr with delight. So make sure you have some Hello Kitty jokes ready for your next kitty party!
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Funniest Kitty Short Jokes
Short kitty jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kitty humour may include short kitten jokes also.
- [OC] In Japan, Hello Kitty is a highly respected character That's why they call it "Herro Kitty"
- My parents treat their puppers and kittys like they rule the home. I guess they're reigning cats and dogs.
- The tomcat next door just professed his love to my kitty. He told her he would even die for her if he had to.
She rolled her eyes and asked him, 'Oh yeah? How many times?' - I have many complaints about women with kitty rings and that's just scratching the surface
- Your mama's so ugly... Even Hello-Kitty said goodbye
- My kitty and the tomcat next door are getting a divorce.
- Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her
- An old lady had two cats, which looked exactly the same. An old lady had two cats, which looked exactly the same. To tell them apart, she named one of them "Kitty" and drowned the other one.
- What's the best way to differentiate between a puppi and a kitti? You gotta do the sniffin real good.
- what did the kitty cat say to the communist dictator after having it's entire heritage wiped off the face of the map? Mao
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Kitty One Liners
Which kitty one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kitty? I can suggest the ones about cats and kittens and cat lady.
- Who is the leader of the Kitty Communist Party? Chairman Meow
- Why did the kitty buy a red car? Because he had a fifth-life crisis
- What do you call a bossy kitty? A pushy cat
- What did Katy Perry name her cat? Kitty Purry
- What do you call a cat in a gun belt? Kitty kitty bang bang
- What do you call books written for cats? Kitty Litter-ature.
- What did Catwoman get fined for? Kitty litter
- Ur mum is so ugly That hello kitty said goodbye
- What do you call a forgetful kitty? A fur-gato
- How do you make kitty litter? Take away its trash can!
- What did the ill kitty say to the playful puppy? "Not right meow, I have a headache."
- Kitty Pryde walks into a bar Something is disrupting her mutant power.
- What did king midas say when he hugged his pet kitty? AU
- You're so ugly, even Hello Kitty says goodbye.
- Hello Kitty Hello Kitty isn't British she's GOD.
Kitty Cat Jokes
Here is a list of funny kitty cat jokes and even better kitty cat puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What does a 500 pound canary say to a cat? HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY
- What did Selena sing as she filled her cat's food dish? KITTY KITTY YUM YUM
- If that Forman's from That 70s Show were to have a pet cat, what kind of cat would it be? A red kitty.
- Why do kitties smell like cat food?
- Q: What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
A: ‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’! - I took my cat to court for trashing my house The judge charged him with kitty litter.
- What do you call it when you throw a cat out of the car? Kitty litter.
- What do you call a cat that is flung out a window? Kitty litter.
- What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor?? Now, that was one politi-cat debate!
- Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin? Because it was a kitty fiddler.
Hilarious Fun Kitty Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about kitty you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cat fur jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kitty pranks.
Man walks into a bar with a cat under his arm.
He orders a gin for himself and a tonic water for his pet.
"I'll serve your gin, but I won't make him anything", says the barman, pointing at the kitty.
"Why not", asks the man
"I don't want to end up in an unresponsive stupor", the barman replies
"What are you on about?" says the man, "he's the one drinking it".
"Yeah, but that's what happens every time I get catatonic"
What is kitty?
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens.
On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were two boy kittens and two girl kittens."
"How did you know that?" his mother asked.
"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."
