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Kitties Jokes

3 kitties jokes and hilarious kitties puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kitties that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Kitties Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good kitties joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Why do kitties smell like cat food?

I went to the cardiologist yesterday

He asked me how I usually spend my days. I told him that I mostly look at pictures of puppies and kitties and think about volunteering at the local animal shelter. He said that I have a big heart. That made me feel really good about myself. Then he said, "Seriously, your heart is retaining water. You need to cut way back on your sodium intake and quit drinking".

A little boy sitting in an aeroplane looks out of the window and asks his mother...

"If big ducks have small ducklings and big cats have small kitties, why don't big planes have small planes?"
The exasperated mother tells her son to ask this question to an airhostess.
The boy calls for an airhostess and asks, "If big ducks have small ducklings and big cats have small kitties, why don't big planes have small planes?"
She smiles and says, "Tell your mother that the British Airways always pulls out on time."

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