Kitt Jokes
22 kitt jokes and hilarious kitt puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kitt that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Kitt Short Jokes
Short kitt jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kitt humour may include short cat jokes also.
- A chicken pie in Jamaica costs €2.00 A chicken pie in Trinidad costs €2.15 A chicken pie in St Kitts costs €2.40 These are the pie rates of the caribbean.
- I just bought a replica of the Knight Rider car. The previous owner said it was a *KITT* car.
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Kitt One Liners
Which kitt one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kitt? I can suggest the ones about daddy and underneath.
- KITT from Knight Rider is writing a biography It's an autobiography.
- What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ? General Lee speaking.
Great Kitt Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about kitt you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bottom jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kitt pranks.
Two kittens walk down the street together,
and as they talk, one kitten gets panicked and starts to yell:
-You won't believe what I heard the other day!!!
Τhe kitten reaches the others kitten's ear and starts whispering.
The other kitten gets a terrified look on its face and says:
-l**... EAT WHAT?
Three kittens are on a sloping roof...
Which one slide down the slowest?
The one with the highest μ
Have you got any kittens going cheap? - the man asked in the pet shop.
No sir. All our kittens go meow, replied the owner.
My kitten won top prize in a cute competition.
Unfortunately, they messed up the award... Instead of making it in the shape of a kitty's face they made it into a kitty's behind!!
It's a real cat-a**...-trophy!
Two kittens are sitting at the edge of a slide. Which falls first?
The one with the lower mu
There are two kittens sitting on a steep roof. Which one falls off first?
the one with the smallest *mu*
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**Preemptive explanation:**
Coefficient of friction. The coefficient of friction (COF), often symbolized by the Greek letter µ (pronounced *mew*), is a dimensionless scalar value which describes the ratio of the force of friction between two bodies and the force pressing them together.
Two kittens are on a slanted roof, which one slides off first?
The one with the least mew.
Why did the kitty buy a red car?
Because he had a fifth-life crisis
Three kittens were on a roof, which slipped off first?
The one with the lowest mew
What is kitty?
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens.
On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were two boy kittens and two girl kittens."
"How did you know that?" his mother asked.
"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."
Kittens
What do you call a pile of kittens???
Meowtain!!!
😂🤣😂
Why did the kittens get in trouble during spelling class?
Because they were copycats.
What do you do when your kitten poops?
Catch it.
My kitten got a reward for having a fat a**...
It was a catastrophe
Two kittens are sitting on a sloped tin roof and start to slide down at the same time. Which kitten falls off the roof first?
The one with the smaller μ (pronounced mew).
new kitten
So I decided to teach my kitten to write. You might think it was pretty hard but he took to it easily. Before long he could do anything I could do.. Turns out he was a copy cat :)
Kitty Pryde walks into a bar
Something is disrupting her mutant power.
A kitten and a Bengali tiger meet on a disused road
"Why so serious?"The tiger says to the kitten.
"I thought you were gonna eat me," the kitten replies.
"'Course not," the tiger says. "You're a cat; I'm a cat. No beef here."
"Yeah, good point. Haven't seen any cows for miles anyway."
Two kittens were chasing each other in the jungle
Suddenly one slipped and fell, it's mom saw and told it: tiger shoelaces together or you'll fall again
