Kits Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

If you find $60-80 to be too expensive for ancestry DNA kits, I have a cheap alternative...

Announce that you won the lottery and you'll quickly find relatives you never knew you had!

When I was visiting Mexico, I found it strange that they would keep cheese in their first aid kits.

Turns out it was just there in queso emergency.

Why are suicide kits so hard to sell on Amazon?

They never have positive reviews.

I used to steal toys from the hobby shop, but they caught me when I started taking the Airfix sets

I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you modelling kits!

Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.

I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn't get the stencil to stay in the right place.

I was having an eggs n' stencil crisis.

How do I confuse people?

buying condoms and pregnancy testing kits together

I made a fortune selling HIV testing kits to Africa

In reality, it's just a bunch of lollipop sticks with "Yes" written on the side of them.

PSA - beware of DNA testing kits. They ruined my life!

... I found out my kids really are mine.

So I have had this joke in my mind for awhile but cannot figure out the best delivery...

Why is it ok for police to keep rape kits in their cars?

but if I have one, I am some sort of criminal.

Why do drum kits make the best superheroes?

They're a good CYMBAL of peace

What are the funniest kits jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Kits? Well, here are the best Kits puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Kits pick up lines to share with friends.


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