Kits Jokes

Funniest Kits Short Jokes

Short kits jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kits humour may include short skins jokes also.

1. If you find $60-80 to be too expensive for ancestry DNA kits, I have a cheap alternative... Announce that you won the lottery and you'll quickly find relatives you never knew you had!
2. I couldn't afford an Ancestry DNA kit... So I just announced that I had won the lottery. I soon found out to all my relatives are.
3. You don't need an Ancestry DNA kit to find out who your relatives are. Just tell everyone that you've won the lottery.
4. There's a new machine at my gym. Used it for an hour and felt sick. It's really good though, does everything! Kit Kats, Snickers, Milky Ways. The lot.
5. My girlfriend is in a band My girlfriend is in a band, and for our anniversary I bought her a new drum kit.
   It was a cymbal of my love.
   I hope this is an original joke.
6. I had five hundred Kit Kats in my fridge and my mate had one in his. I pressured him into giving his to a homeless person. That's basically how celebrity charity appeals work.
7. Gay men make sure you're using protection You know: body armor, pepper spray, concealed carry-hand gun, first-aid kit, maybe a flare gun too.
8. New machine at the gym. They installed a new machine at my gym today, I managed to do 2 hours on it.
   They do all sorts. Snickers, Kit-kats, Mars bars, you name it...
9. When I was visiting Mexico, I found it strange that they would keep cheese in their first aid kits. Turns out it was just there in queso emergency.
10. What's the difference between a Kit Kat and an Essex girl? You can only get 4 fingers in a Kit Kat.

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Kits One Liners

Which kits one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kits? I can suggest the ones about bots and pies.

1. What do you call a dead body and two planks? A "Build your own Jesus" kit.
2. How do you stop a lawyer from bleeding out? Attorney kit.
3. My grandpa was buried with his entire butter making kit. He'll be churning in his grave.
4. I was having trouble finding a singing partner, so I bought myself a duet yourself kit.
5. A home DNA test kit does not make a good baby shower gift.
6. A drummer got a tattoo of their drum kit... [OC] ...it was very cymbalic
7. Just got myself a first aid kit Thought I'd treat myself
8. How does a lawyer stop the bleeding?
   With Attorney-kit.
9. What do you get when you put a lift kit on a supra Suprised
   I'll see myself out.
10. My friend is buying a pregnancy test kit for his girlfriend Congratulations either way
11. My Kit-Kat bar got stuck in the vending machine at work... ...gimme a break...
12. Rihanna's beauty kit is selling well... ...imagine if she sold umbrellas.
13. Apple is coming out with an electronic home drug test kit. The I-CUP
14. What's the most useless thing ever? Anne Frank's drum kit.
15. How do I confuse people? buying condoms and pregnancy testing kits together

Hilarious Kits Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about kits you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean killer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kits pranks.