Kitkat Jokes
25 kitkat jokes and hilarious kitkat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kitkat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Kitkat Short Jokes
Short kitkat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kitkat humour may include short candy jokes also.
- What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat? You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.
- New machine at the gym. They installed a new machine at my gym today, I managed to do 2 hours on it.
They do all sorts. Snickers, Kit-kats, Mars bars, you name it... - When I was a kid I could go to a corner store with a $1 and get 2 cokes, 1 kitkat and a gum Nowadays there are CCTV cameras everywhere
- Whats the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a Kit-Kat? You can only get 4 fingers in a Kit-Kat
- 'Can I buy a kitkat chunky?' Assistant: 'Of course Sir' *hands kitkat chunky over*
Customer: 'No chunky, I want a regular kitkat'
(Sorry, first post, I'm not great at jokes) - My wife got a kitkat the other day and I stole a finger. Today she grabbed one of mine.. I guess it was Kit for Kat
- What ad is the worst tip for athletes trying to stay healthy? "Have a break, have a Kit-Kat."
- What did Tim say to Tam? Tim: Why did you brake up with me?
Tam: KitKat just does it for me. - Just been to the gym and there's a new machine there. I only used it for about an hour, as I started to feel sick, but it's great: it's got KitKats, Mars bars, crisps and everything in it
- I went to a shop and asked the cashier, "can I have a KitKat Chunky?" After the cashier came back with a KitKat Chunky, I gave it back to her, saying "I wanted a regular KitKat, f**...!"
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Kitkat One Liners
Which kitkat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kitkat? I can suggest the ones about chunky and deposit.
- isis is marketing their version of kitkat they're calling it allahu snackbar
- My Kit-Kat bar got stuck in the vending machine at work... ...gimme a break...
- What do you call 4 black people sleeping together in a red sleeping bag? A KitKat
- What do you call two black guys in a red sleeping bag? A KitKat
- Saw a black guy with seven fingers today! Turns out he was eating a kitkat.....
- I like my KitKat like I like my girls: Two at once.
- The first person to eat a whole KitKat... Got four fingers.
- Why did Ross eat all the Kit-Kats? Because he was on a break.
- What are 5 black people in a red car? A KitKat.
- Want to see a "Sneak-Peek" of iOS 11? Just take a look at Andriod KitKat 4.4!
- Non-Racist black joke What do you call four black men in a red sleeping bag?
A Kit-Kat.
Cheeky Kitkat Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about kitkat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kitkat pranks.
Kit Kat
A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, fatty."
Man goes to a petrol station.
It's night time and one of those serving hatches. Talks to the girl. Can I have a can of coke and a Kit kat Chunky?
Off the girl goes to get his stuff. "There you go," she says, "One can of coke and a KitKat Chunky."
"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal Kitkat, you fat cow."
