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Kites Jokes

4 kites jokes and hilarious kites puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kites that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Cheeky Kites Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What is a good kites joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My friend rents out broken kites, no contracts or lease required.

No strings attached
Disclaimer: I know this joke is s**.... My 5 year old nephew did not tell me this.

— Did you ever stop to think that with all this money you spend on flying kites you could've bought a motorcycle already?

— Oh yeah? Do you fly kites?
— No!
— So where's your motorcycle?

Did you hear about the insomniacs who got into flying kites?

They stayed up for ages

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

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