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Kitchen Utensils Jokes

56 kitchen utensils jokes and hilarious kitchen utensils puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kitchen utensils that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Kitchen Utensils Short Jokes

Short kitchen utensils jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kitchen utensils humour may include short kitchen utensil jokes also.

  1. My wife gets upset when I steal her kitchen utensils... But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
  2. My roommates get mad when I steal their kitchen utensils. But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
  3. What is Pac-Man's favorite cooking utensil? A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok
  4. I keep on taking kitchen utensils from my parents My friends say I'll be in prison if I'm caught, but it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
  5. My room mates are concerned that I'm using their kitchen utensils... ...but that's a whisk i'm willing to take.
  6. My friends hate it when I steal their kitchen utensils... but it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
  7. I got arrested yesterday for stealing a kitchen utensil. It was a wisk I was willing to take
  8. if I keep stealing kitchen utensils, I may be labeled a thief. But it's a whisk I'm going to have to take.
  9. I need to beat some eggs. Will need to borrow one of my wife's kitchen utensils (she hates that) A whisk I'm willing to take
  10. I suffer from a rare form of kleptomania that causes me to steal people kitchen utensils. it's just a whisk I'm willing to take.

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Kitchen Utensils One Liners

Which kitchen utensils one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kitchen utensils? I can suggest the ones about utensils and kitchen appliance.

  1. Someone stole a kitchen utensil from my house He said it was a whisk worth taking
  2. My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
  3. My mom told me to stop taking the kitchen utensils. But it's a whisk I'm willing to take
  4. I almost didn't steal the kitchen utensil but it was a whisk I was willing to take.
  5. I just stole a kitchen utensil It was a whisk worth taking
  6. Of all kitchen utensils, why did Judas choose to be tray?
  7. My wife told me not to take the kitchen utensils but thats a whisk im willing to take
  8. What utensil in the kitchen is used to keep track of time? A colander!
  9. Teacher: what's your favorite kitchen utensil? Friend: my wife
  10. my wife said dont steal the kitchen utensils it was a whisk I was willing to take
  11. What is a nice guy's favourite kitchen utensil? M'ladle.
  12. What do you call someone who steals kitchen utensils? A whisk taker
  13. What's a musician's favourite kitchen utensil? A Chopin' knife!
  14. What is a yodeler's favourite kitchen utensil? A LADLE AY HEE OOH
  15. It may be i**... to steal kitchen utensils, but what can I say? I'm a whisk taker

Kitchen Utensils Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about kitchen utensils you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kitchen cooking jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kitchen utensils pranks.

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

Husband: Guests are coming tonight.

What's for dinner?
Wife:I am not well today, so there's only green beans.
Husband:No worry. I have an idea. When the guests arrives you'll welcome them and I'll go to the kitchen and drop one utensil and then you'll say "what happen" . Then I'll say "oh no!! I dropped the chicken " . Then again drop another utensil and say "I dropped the spaghetti. Now we only left with green beans."
*Guest arrives*
Wife: Welcome. Please make yourself comfortable.
* loud sound comes from the kitchen *
Wife: Everything alright, honey?
Husband: Sh**t. I dropped the beans.

I was stealing kitchen utensils last night...

And I barely made it out without getting caught. But it was a whisk I was willing to take.

My wife told me that cooking was getting very very difficult due to her 8 months pregnancy

So I added telescope handles on all of the kitchen utensils. I love my wife.

I was mugged by a guy equipped with kitchen utensils.

I considered running, but it was a big whisk.

My wife told me she is leaving me if I don't stop stealing her kitchen utensils

But that's a whisk I am willing to take

My husband keeps borrowing my kitchen utensils and using them as tools, even though he knows it makes me cross.

He says it's a whisk he's willing to take.

It's actually really dangerous to steal kitchen utensils from bakeries.

But you just have to be willing to take the whisk

My wife told me to stop stealing kitchen utensils.

I ignored her. It's a whisk I'm willing to take.

I've always wanted to steal a huge kitchen utensil...

But I feel like I'd be taking a pretty big whisk.

I once stole a utensil from the kitchen where I worked..

I felt guilty but it was worth the whisk.

What did the kitchen utensil thief say when he was finally caught?

"What can I say? I'm a whisk taker!"

My roommate gets very upset when I use his kitchen utensils.

But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.

Why did the burglar avoid stealing the kitchen utensils?

He decided it wasn't worth the wisk.

My mum warned me not to steal any of her kitchen utensils. Little did she know..

it is a whisk i am willing to take...

Look man, this insane need of yours to break into high-end cooking stores and steal kitchen utensils like this thing you're eyeing, is going to get you thrown back in jail if you're caught! Think of your family, please!

I appreciate the concern, I really do, but that's a whisk I've go to take!