Kit Kat Jokes
25 kit kat jokes and hilarious kit kat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kit kat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Kit Kat Short Jokes
Short kit kat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kit kat humour may include short kitty jokes also.
- There's a new machine at my gym. Used it for an hour and felt sick. It's really good though, does everything! Kit Kats, Snickers, Milky Ways. The lot.
- I had five hundred Kit Kats in my fridge and my mate had one in his. I pressured him into giving his to a homeless person. That's basically how celebrity charity appeals work.
- New machine at the gym. They installed a new machine at my gym today, I managed to do 2 hours on it.
They do all sorts. Snickers, Kit-kats, Mars bars, you name it... - What's the difference between a Kit Kat and an Essex girl? You can only get 4 fingers in a Kit Kat.
- Whats the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a Kit-Kat? You can only get 4 fingers in a Kit-Kat
- My wife got a kitkat the other day and I stole a finger. Today she grabbed one of mine.. I guess it was Kit for Kat
- Chocolate, icecream, cookies, mars bars, doritos, popcorn, milky ways, kit kats and lays! i wrote this joke to reach a wider audience.
- What ad is the worst tip for athletes trying to stay healthy? "Have a break, have a Kit-Kat."
- I had five hundred Kit Kats in my fridge and my mate had one in his. I pressured him into giving his to a homeless person.
That's basically how celebrity charity appeals work. - There was a new machine at the gym today. I had to stop using it after an hour as i felt sick, but it was worth it got through 4 kit kats 2 cherry cokes and 2 packets of crisps.
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Kit Kat One Liners
Which kit kat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kit kat? I can suggest the ones about karat and kitty cat.
- My Kit-Kat bar got stuck in the vending machine at work... ...gimme a break...
- The new machine at the gym is my favourite... It has snicker, skittles, kit kats and twix
- What did Nestle say when Kit Kats were discontinued? It's CRUNCH TIME!
- Why did Ross eat all the Kit-Kats? Because he was on a break.
- Non-Racist black joke What do you call four black men in a red sleeping bag?
A Kit-Kat.
Kit Kat Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about kit kat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cat knock knock jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kit kat pranks.
-Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky? -Sorry, we only have normal Kit Kat.
-That's what I asked for, fat f*c**...!
Kit Kat
A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, fatty."
Just been to the gym
Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Only used it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick. It's great though. It does everything – Kit Kats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Chips, the lot..
Man goes to a petrol station.
It's night time and one of those serving hatches. Talks to the girl. Can I have a can of coke and a Kit kat Chunky?
Off the girl goes to get his stuff. "There you go," she says, "One can of coke and a KitKat Chunky."
"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal Kitkat, you fat cow."
People who say that their wedding day was the best day ever have obviously never had two Kit Kats fall out of a vending machine.