The Best 57 Kinky Jokes

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Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kinky how kinky are you puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kinky Jokes and Puns

The truth was that Rapunzel didn't want a prince to save her

She was just kinky and wanted someone to pull her hair

difference between erotic and kinky

Erotic is is rubbing a feather all over your lover; Kinky is using the chicken.

If you've ever seen Unix go down on one of the servers in your backoffice...

... you either work in IT or at a very kinky club.

Kinky joke, If you've ever seen Unix go down on one of the servers in your backoffice...

What did the two iPhones say to the two iPads?

"Want to get kinky and have a 4G?"

What is the difference between kinky and perverted?

Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.


What's the difference between being erotic and kinky?

Erotic is when you use a feather.

Kinky is when you use the whole dam bird!

After my grandfather recovered from his second heart attack at 64, he went to the doctor.

The doctor told him - "It's safe for you to resume normal sexual activity."

Without skipping a beat my grandfather replied - "Oh thank god, I was getting sore from the wife's kinky stuff."

Kinky joke, After my grandfather recovered from his second heart attack at 64, he went to the doctor.

I knew William and his girlfriend were into some kinky stuff, but I can't believe...

William Shatner!

My girlfriend was getting kinky in bed, and she said, "Hurt me! Hurt me!"

So I got in my car and ran over her cat.

What do kinky ghosts enjoy?

Boo-kake

The difference between being naughty and being kinky

Is whether you by your gear at an adult shop or home depot

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What do you call it when Daniel Craig has kinky sex?

Bondage!

What's the difference between sexy and kinky?

Sexy is when you use the feather.

Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

Sexy is being tickled with a feather...

Kinky is being tickled with a chicken

What's the difference between a kinky guy and a pervert?

"The kinky guy uses the feather but the pervert uses the whole chicken"

As told to me by the old guy who sat next to me on the plane

I don't have sex with my sister because it's unacceptable and gross.

I have sex with her because it's kinky.

Kinky joke, I don't have sex with my sister because it's unacceptable and gross.

Two very hot girls try to tease an old man saying ..

" Hey grandpa, what would you do with hot and kinky girls like us ?"

He says :

" Well with only 2 nothing much, but if i had at least 5 i would open a whorehouse. "

What do you call a kinky secret society?

Illumi-naughty.

Whats the difference between being kinky and perverted.

When your kinky you mess with the feathers, but when your perverted you mess with the whole chicken.


What do you call a hose that likes to get tied up?

Kinky.

A kinky passenger grinningly exposed himself to a stewardess as he boarded the plane.

"I'm sorry," said the woman, "but you'll have to show me your ticket, not your stub."

Kissing lead to foreplay...

She liked it when I used one finger,

She: "Now use two fingers"

Me: "Yeah you like that?"

She: "Now stick your hand in..."

Me: "Oh babe, you're kinky"

She: "Two hands now..."

Me: 😦"okay...."

She: "Now clap...

Me: "I can't..."

She: 😏 "I'm tight, right?"

What do you call someone who has sex with a garden hose?

Kinky.

My wife is really kinky. She always trying new positions in bed. And she's not completely straight like I am.

Because of the scoliosis...

You Wanted Kinky....

Guy tells his wife he'd like to try some humiliation and discipline. So she took him to her parent's house.

Doggie Style

Two buddies were drinking while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" Asked the one.
"Well, not exactly." His friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well, not exactly..."
"I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."

I'm dating this crazy, kinky Russian lady she's really...

medling with my erections

Scientist: let's name this spider long legs, for its long legs.

Scientist 2: hmmmm not kinky enough.

I hope your internet is kinky

Because it's about to get choked

What do kinky vegans say in the bedroom?

Artichoke me, Daddy .

What makes any haircut kinky?

Gang bangs.

I Bought My Wife A Ball Gag For Her Birthday

Wife: Wow! You're so kinky, I can't believe you gave me a sex toy.

Me: Sex toy?

TIFU by getting kinky with a variety of citrus fruits...

Ive just tested positive for lemonaids.

I told her that I like to print nude photos at the 24 hour print store...

She said, "That's kinky."

And I said, "No, it's Kinko's."

Did you hear about the kinky whelk?

It pulled a mussel.

This doesn't work in American English.

In British slang, if you chat someone up and they like you, you have *pulled*.

Sorry I failed!

Three women were bragging about their boyfriends...

The first one proudly declares, my boyfriend is so kinky, he stuck his whole arm inside of me, The second girl shrugs her off and exclaims "that's nothing, my boyfriend once stuck his whole head inside me! The third one seemingly unimpressed states, "thats nothing compared to mine" as she spreads her legs and yells "BABE COME OUT OF THERE"

Kinky sex.

What do you call kinky sex that involves chocolate?

S & M & M

A student is going through some hypotheticals about snakes to their biology teacher

student:"What if it bites me and it dies?"

Teacher:"that means you're poisonous."

Student:"What if it bites itself and I die?"

Teacher:"It's voodoo."

Student:"What if it bites me and someone else dies?"

Teacher:"That's correlation, not causation."

Student:"what if we bite each other and neither of us die?"

Teacher:"that's kinky."

What's a kinky nerd into?

USBDSM

Spiders in a nutshell

Scientist 1: This spider has long legs, so let's call it long legs

Scientist 2: Not kinky enough

What's the difference between a kinky person and a pervert?

A kinky person uses a feather. A Pervert uses the whole chicken.

Bonus:: Why did the pervert cross the road? He was stuck to the chicken.

The wife was feeling kinky and tried jerking me off with her feet...

...but she was just rubbing me the wrong way.

In the bedroom, my girlfriend really likes it when I wear a suit.

She's got this kinky fantasy where I have a proper job.

I went on a date last night and I knew the girl was a little kinky but then she showed me the furry outfit she wanted me to wear...

It gave me paws.

What did the kinky vegetable say to the other vegetable.

You oughta choke me.

Did you hear about the kinky baker?

He was into roll play.

Rapunzel was just kinky.

She just wanted her hair pulled. She didn't need to be saved.

I what's the similarity's between a cop and a kinky girlfriend?

They both keep chocking you even after you ask to stop.

What do you call a kinky dinosaur?

A Doyouhaveasoreass

What is the difference between erotic and kinky?

Using a feather is erotic. Using the entire bird is kinky

A kinky woman handcuffed me and said, "I always wanted to do this to you"

Then she took me to prison

My cheese was too kinky

It wanted to be de-grated.

Never have sex with a garden hose...

They're too kinky.

Kinky

Q: What is the diffrence between erotic and kinky?

A: Erotic is using a feather .....kinky is using the whole chicken

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Maybe three, if they're kinky.

What do you call slutty garden gnomes?

Garden Hose. They're a kinky bunch.

What is the the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is using a feather... Kinky is using the whole chicken.

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