Kinks Jokes

35 kinks jokes and hilarious kinks puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kinks that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Kinks Short Jokes

Short kinks jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kinks humour may include short knots jokes also.

  1. People shouldn't be shamed for their kinks. Me, I get really turned on when someone smells like musty sweat and coal. But I always get called a monster when I admit to being attracted to miners.
  2. I want to open a gym for people with fetishes. It's a great idea in theory, but I'm still trying to work out the kinks.
  3. I have this great joke about construction I'm still working on it
    Got to hammer out a few kinks
    Make sure to nail the delivery
    I just don't want to screw it up
  4. My friend was wondering if he should explore his kinks about masochism and boxing I said knock yourself out.
  5. Blacksmith: I've just about finished this sword, just need to work out the kinks. Sword: I like feet
  6. I can't believe that my joke about The Who and The Kinks wasn't approved. I've obviously upset the mods.
  7. A while back, a friend of mine told me he was going to explore his sexuality. When I asked him how it was going recently, he said he was "still working out the kinks".
  8. People shoukd not be shamed for their kinks. I get turned on by someone who smells like musty sweat and coal. But I get called a monster, simply because I am attracted to miners.
  9. I'm building an exercise machine for Ray and Dave Davies. I'm still working out the kinks.
  10. What is it called when you are turned on by the most annoying Star Wars character? Jar-Jar Kinks

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Kinks One Liners

Which kinks one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kinks? I can suggest the ones about winks and forks.

  1. Got a mail order bride last week Still working out the kinks
  2. I went to a Chiropractor to work the kinks out. I still like to lick toes.
  3. My k**... is to have s**... under hypnosis. I guess I'm trancesexual.
  4. Did you hear about the hose that was into b**...? It had a few kinks.
  5. s**... robots will soon be common place.... They just need to work out all the kinks.
  6. What do you call an ape with a f**...? k**... Kong.
  7. What does a girl with a fruit and daddy k**... call her significant other? Papaya
  8. What's something that can stop water but never fails to make someone wet? A k**....
  9. I have f**... for twisting up water hoses Some would call it a k**...
  10. I hate when my hose stops spraying water. But then I remember not to k**... shame.
  11. What do you call an Italian s**... k**...? *FETISHINNI*
  12. Why was the hose always unsatisfied? It could never find anyone into its k**....
  13. Personally, I'm not into any impreg k**... myself but... Y'know... knock yourself up.
  14. My friend was a b**... blacksmith Yea, he had a few kinks, but he ironed them all out.
  15. I k**... my neck so often... I'm starting to think I'm secretly into b**...

Kinks joke, I k**... my neck so often...

Cheerful Fun Kinks Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about kinks you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bends jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kinks pranks.

I'm afraid our f**...-friendly s**... robot won't be ready on time.

We haven't worked out all the kinks yet.

So a girl asked me what my kinks were.

Me: "I'm into r**...-play. Do you want to come over later?"
Her: "No!"
Me: "Great! See you at 7?"

I created a f**... exercise program, but I don't know how to end it.

We are still working out the kinks.

My friend's a psychology major.

He's writing his thesis on the psychology of s**... fetishes. It's not ready yet, though- he still has some kinks to work out.

Therapist: Have you gotten over your f**... of being starched, pressed, and folded?

Me: We're still ironing out the kinks

Why is it detrimental to have a robot with repressed s**... interests?

It has some kinks to work out.

I've been working on a list of all my s**... fantasies and desires.

I'm almost done with it, I just have to work out a few kinks.

What's the difference between a gardener and a p**...?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

Kinks joke, Got a mail order bride last week