Kings Jokes

This article uncovers the funniest jokes related to the three Kings - the Sacramento Kings, Kusina Kings, and the pharaohs. Your favorite princes will be cracking jokes as we explore some of the undisputed humorous material about the Kings.

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How come nobody at the kings table laughed when he farted?

Because noble gases don't cause reactions.

Birth of Jesus

Mary: the King of Kings!

Wise men: the Lord and Saviour!

Joseph: who's white baby is this?

Rihanna should date the Sacramento Kings.

They don't beat anybody.

There was a king with three cups.

He filled the first cup. He filled the second cup. But he left the third cup empty.

What was the kings name?

King Philip the Third.

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How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

"All the kings horses and all the kings men, couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again."

What did kings use as lube?


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Kid friendly jokes?

I'm a ski instructor. I usually teach kids ages 9-13 years old. What are some good kid friendly jokes to keep them interested?

Q: Where do kings keep their armies?
A: In their sleevies.

Lions sleep 18 hrs a day..

If hard work is the secret to success , then donkeys would have been the kings of jungle!

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

What is the Kingsman policy on workplace relationships? (OC)

Brogues before Hos

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Happy 4th of July. If there is one thing we have to show for after all these years...

Going from revolting against white kings and queens to revolting against a female Asian CEO....progress.

A limerick, There once was a bishop from kings...

There once was a bishop from Kings,

Who talked about god and such things,

But his real desire,

was a boy in the choir,

with a bottom like jello on springs.

(Old WoW joke) ...and Jesus said to his disciples 'I shall grant you wisdom and salvation.'

And the disciples replied 'could we get kings instead?'

A servant runs into the kings room

The servant out of breath proclaims "Sir the peasants are revolting"

The king worried leaps to the window only to see a few peasants walking calmly down the road. Confused he turns back to the servant and inquires on what he meant.

The servant with a hand to his stomach replies "have you seen what they are wearing?"

Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

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What happens to deposed kings?

They get throne away.

The kings of Sweden and Denmark are having a press conference today

The king of Norway will also say a fjords

What do kings call musical chairs?

A game of thrones.

How did Egyptian kings communicate with their wives?

They used their Pharaoh-moans.

To all the people who've been ritually sacrificed by Aztec kings...

My heart goes out to you

This one's a little niche...

But here goes

What did Joshua say after finally conquering Canaan?

"Kings... Amorite?"

We used to have empires ruled by emperors, kingdoms ruled by kings and sultanates ruled by sultans.

Now we have countries....

A new discovery is made pertaining to the ethnicity of Ancient Egyptian Kings

Archaeologists have discovered that the kings of Ancient Egypt were in fact black. Upon unwrapping the gold sarcophagus they found the body of a dark chocolate skinned man. The legendary Pharaoh Rocher.

There used to be great empires, ruled by Emperors, then there were Kingdoms ruled by Kings...

Now all we have is a bunch of countries....

We used to have kingdoms ran by kings and empires ran by emperors and now we have theresa may

And now it's mayhem

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Best kings in the world.

Smo-king and Drin-king.

They thought the Night Kings threats were a bluff

But he was dead serious

In the past, empires were ruled by emperors, then kingdoms were ruled by kings.

Now we have countries.

I watched a silent film version of Stephen Kings "it" the other day.

It was Shh-it.

If kings are in charge of kingdoms, emperors are in charge of empires, and princes are in charge of principalities....

....then who is in charge of a country?

How can you tell you're playing poker with a feminist?

They'll insist that Kings and Queens have equal value.

We used to have empires run by emperors, then we had kingdoms run by kings..

Now we have countries..

What's the kings favourite weather?


I was offered the chance to buy some real estate in Egypt's Valley of the Kings

but it turned out to be just a pyramid selling scheme

What drink does Kings and Queens enjoy?


A short rhyming history of the British Isles

First, we were a kingdom, and we had kings.

Then, we were an empire, and we had emperors.

Now, we are a country, and we have Brexiteers.

How many Kings does it take to viciously destroy a room full of lightbulbs ?

Vi Kings

Why is Bran unable to walk?

Because he didn't make a kings landing.

sigh! ... I will see myself out.

Teacher: can anyone name three Kings that brought happiness and peace to earth?

Student: Drin King, Smo King, and Fuc King!

If horse racing is the "sport of kings"

is drag racing the sport of queens?

First we lived in kingdoms run by Kings, then Empires run by Emperors

Now we live in Countries...

Why were only 3 of the 4 kings called wise?

Because the other one didn't have any frankensense.

Bob Seger sits in a park with a tired-eyed old man. He's learning how to play chess.

After going over the layout and setup of the board, the old man begins a lesson on to the movement of the individual pieces.

Queens move in all directions, any distance. Kings are the same but with only one space. He didn't understand the knight, though.

Two in one direction, then one to the side.

Hm, funny how the knight moves.

we used to have empires run by emperor's, and kingdoms run by kings,

now we have countries...

Why is the US bad at chess?

We have no kings, no queens, and we already lost 2 towers

What do you call gossip about kings and queens?

Royal tea

In the early days, we had Kingdoms run by Kings.

And Empires run by Emperors.

Now we have Countries run by...

A priest is walking through Kings Cross (a rough area of town), when a woman approached him and says

"Do you want a naughty? 200 bucks."

"Certainly not," he mutters and hurries on. Soon he passed near another woman who says "$200 for a naughty. Interested?"

"No thank you," he replies flusteredly.

As he comes near a third woman she again offers him a naughty for $200, which he of course refuses. Arriving back at the abbey, he happens upon the Mother Superior. Curiosity gets the better of him and he asks, "'s a naughty?

She replies "Two hundred dollars, just like in Kings Cross."

When i have my first child I'm going to make him read all the Harry Potter books and convince him he is also a wizard.

On his 11th birthday he will receive his hogwarts letter (written by me) and i will then take him to kings cross station and say nothing as he runs at the wall between platform 9 and 10.

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