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Funniest King Kong Short Jokes

Short king kong jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The king kong humour may include short lion king jokes also.

  1. What do you get when you cross King Kong and a pickle? Ron Burgundy.
    Perhaps you've heard of him, he's kind of a big dill.
  2. Did you guys hear the next King Kong movie will star Lady Kong? Apparently it'll be a rom-kong
  3. Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?
    ...He couldn't fit in the elevator.
  4. How is the monkey ringing? How is the monkey ringing at the door?
    King Kong , King Kong
  5. A monkey called King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and have a sing-song. What noise does his doorbell make? Buzz
  6. King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
  7. Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong
    Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
  8. A monkey, chimp, gorilla and King Kong tries to take bananas from a coconut tree. Who will get it? Neither! Coconut trees don't grow bananas!
  9. Went to a psychiatrist... Psychiatrist: what is your problem?
    Patient: I say unrelated things in a conversation.
    Psychiatrist: Since when?
    Patient: King Kong.
  10. Godzilla V Kong Godzilla: You were never a god, you were never even a king!
    Kong: Save Mothra!

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King Kong One Liners

Which king kong one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with king kong? I can suggest the ones about donkey kong and king.

  1. Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building? He had a plane to catch
  2. What do you call King Kong with a gun Sir
  3. Why did King Kong go to the airport? He had a plane to catch.
  4. What do you call a North Korean Gorilla? King Kong Un
    (From my younger brother).
  5. What do you get when King Kong sits on your best friend? A Flat Mate.
  6. How does a gorilla ring at the door? King Kong
  7. A gorilla came to my house and rang the bell *King kong!*
  8. is King Kong Chinese?
  9. What month was King Kong born in? Ape-ril
  10. Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
  11. What do you call the King Kong that lives in the jungle? Viet Cong.
  12. How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie? A gorillian dollars
  13. If King Kong ever went to China, he'd be called c**...
  14. Donkey kong and King Kong adopted a child. They decided to name him k**... Kong
  15. King Kong... King Kong
    Went to
    Hong Kong
    To lkay
    With his
    Ding d**...

Rib-Tickling King Kong Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about king kong you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean king jr jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make king kong pranks.

A man walks into a bar, and sees King Kong having a drink...

Now, the man loves all of Kong's films, so he decides to walk up to him. He says, "wow! King Kong! I'm such a big fan. Sorry to bother you, but do you have time for a photo? "
King Kong suddenly looks up, checks his watch.
He turns to the man and says "sorry, I've a plane to catch".

Was driving through downtown Pigeon Forge and dropped this one…

So Pigeon Forge, Tennessee (US), is a HUGE tourist trap. We're talking zip lines, roller coasters, Ripley's Believe it or Not museum, Ferris wheels, life sized King Kong, etc.
Anywhoo, I was driving the family through this insanity when my wife pointed out a building to the kids and said look at that one with all the giraffes on top! I wonder what that is! Without missing a beat I said, Welcome, to Giraffic Park! And hummed the theme song while navigating through a left hand turn. I was proud and laughed out loud at my own joke. My 7 year old loved it.

I just got a new doorbell that when the button is pressed has a gorilla singing about table tennis.

It's called The King Kong Ping Pong Sing Song Ding d**...

Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.

These are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
What every athlete says after winning: "First of all, I'd like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Chuck can eat Chinese food with one chopstick.
Chuck threw a few rocks into the Pacific Ocean. These are now known as Hawaii.
Chuck can light ants on fire with a magnifying night.
When Chuck is in Rome, they do what HE does.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one questions why.

They've discovered King Kong was indeed heterosexual... was b**... that killed the beast.

king kong would have done better at work if he perfected his elevator pitch.

yea, that one's a zero.

What did King Kong say as he lay dying at the Dixieland Shakespeare Dinner Theater?


Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "

Look at king Kong in 3D."

What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

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